Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

As some of the comments point out, this decision may have put the judge on a slippery slope to dismissing various religions.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

Now if that judge would just accept that all other religions are also satire.

I will pray for him. As soon as I get the colander out of the dishwasher, where it was placed after preparation of last night's communion, so as to wash away all my noodly sins captured by the holy pasta sauce.

Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day, appropriately enough.

https://twitter.com/ipastafaridoc/status/1094578270471966720

At last, He has a hymn!!!
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/flying-spaghetti-monster-hymn_n_6131b799e4b0df9fe2745ab3