Tattoo Jokes

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Reminds me of the joke about the guy who had his girlfriend's name, "Wendy" tattooed on to his dick. If you haven't heard it; the (white) guy encounters a (black) guy pissing in the urinal next to his and notices the letters "W" and "Y" are tattooed on that guy's dick. He starts worrying that the guy is having an affair with his darling Wendy, naturally. Finally, he asks him what his tattoo says and the guy replies:

"Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day"

Then there was the basketball player who took a girl back to his hotel room. When he took his shirt off, she noticed a tattoo on his arm that said Wheaties. Slightly startled, she asked, and he explained "it's OK, they are one of my sponsors". Then he took his pants off, and on his calf she sees another tattoo, Burger King. "Another sponsor". Finally, he takes off his boxers, and she sees AIDS tattooed on his dick. "Just a goddam minute!" "No, no, it's OK. Soon it's going to say ADIDAS".