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_Howard
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Posts : 8734
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Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:48 pm | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- Deja vu is when
you have heard something before.
Deja vu is when Very clever. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:51 pm | |
| - _Howard wrote:
- Very clever.
No, "clever" would have been: Deja vu is when you have heard... something before deja vu is when |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
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Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:06 pm | |
| It is what it is
Some of this and some of that
Nonsense syllables |
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_Howard
Admin
Posts : 8734
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:14 pm | |
| If it is nonsense
it violates the moment
of the true haiku.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
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Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:17 pm | |
| "Are you free?" he asked
"I'm always free" I replied
"I'm paid what I'm worth." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
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Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:25 pm | |
| Almost anything
Can be written in haiku
Oh wait, that's wrong |
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_Howard
Admin
Posts : 8734
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Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:26 pm | |
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_Howard
Admin
Posts : 8734
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:29 pm | |
| (just observed)
Cat on ottoman
She looks so comfortable
Much hair to clean off
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:31 am | |
| Though he's mean to me,
(but always makes me laugh, too)
I'm missing Beau Tochs. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:44 am | |
| Early to bed and
Early to rise make Jack a
Pain in the rear end |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:51 am | |
| Early to bed and
early to rise, can also
mean something else, too. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:35 am | |
| Life, joy, love, pain, sad
Persistance of memory
then a long time dead |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:58 pm | |
| Do your ears hang low?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:17 pm | |
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_Howard
Admin
Posts : 8734
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:08 am | |
| Sweat, chill. Sweat, chill. Barf.
Retch, barf. Retch, barf. Retch, retch, barf.
How I hate the flu.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:16 am | |
| A flea and a fly
Were caught in the flue. What could
They do? Let us flee
Said the fly, let us
Fly said the flea, so they flew
Through a flaw in the
Flue |
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richard09
Posts : 4255
Join date : 2013-01-16
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:56 pm | |
| (available on a t-shirt)
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20293
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Everyday Haikus Sun Oct 28, 2018 1:28 am | |
| Rain, wind and thunder
play all night in the bedroom
from my Alexa |
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