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NoCoPilot
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Age : 70
Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Haikus about getting old Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:43 am | |
| All set: pills laid out
My slippers under the bed
My teeth in their glass |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:09 am | |
| Huh. That must be new.
I don't remember my hip
had that sound before. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:14 am | |
| Where are my glasses?
Had them a minute ago...
What was I here for? |
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NoCoPilot
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Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:36 am | |
| It doesn't seem fair
Now that I can afford some
Fun I'm too tired |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:43 am | |
| With age comes wisdom.
See pretty girl on the street.
Know I have no chance. |
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_Howard
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Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:22 pm | |
| Sitting on my ass
wondering what I should do
as I fall asleep.
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_Howard
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:49 pm | |
| Time passes slowly.
So what in the hell happened?
I was just nineteen!
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:54 pm | |
| I don't feel old. I
feel like a young man who has
several things wrong |
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_Howard
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Age : 79
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:57 pm | |
| Last year I was young
but today I feel ancient.
How does that happen?
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:13 pm | |
| It's a cruel trick. The
worse my eyes get, the smaller
the text gets on things |
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_Howard
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:31 pm | |
| (Let's get really morbid; it's that kind of day) I've done all I want. Now just death awaits me with nasty pointy teeth.© (Maybe I should quit wearing this T-shirt)  © Monty Python
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_Howard
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:37 pm | |
| (More morbid shit)
So what do I do?
The world just makes me depressed.
Some more vicodin?
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NoCoPilot
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Location : Seattle
| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:58 pm | |
| You know what's funny?
I don't use it for sex much
But it pees much more |
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_Howard
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Posts : 8734
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:09 pm | |
| Remember back when
old people were respected?
fuggedaboudit.
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_Howard
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Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:14 pm | |
| So how can you tell
When you've really gotten old?
Nurses call you "Hon."
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:07 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:13 pm | |
| My bus ride takes me
Through the university.
Younger every year! |
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_Howard
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Posts : 8734
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Age : 79
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:17 pm | |
| Can someone tell me
why only NoCo and I
are posting on here?
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:45 pm | |
| Obviously it's
a cat-and-mouse game only
two can play at once. |
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_Howard
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Posts : 8734
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:17 pm | |
| Don't you mean cat-and-rat game?
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Haikus about getting old Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:46 pm | |
| Who you callin' a rat, tuna-breath? |
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