At the
fair this weekend there was a booth, among all the food vendors, that proclaimed they could tell you if you were going to heaven simply by asking you two questions.
I sat a while and pondered what those two questions must be. Surely one of them is:
- Quote :
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The other one, I'm not so sure.
It could be a math question: What is the factorial of 47? Or perhaps a geography question: What is the deepest lake on the Australian continent? Or maybe history: what year did the Mycenaeans conquer Orchomenos? I really don't know what that second question would be. Now I kinda wish I'd approached the booth.
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