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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:23 am

Yeah, that's a really strange one.
I looked up the site and it's in Budapest, Hungary.
Have you pissed off any Magyars lately?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:23 pm

EVERYTHING pisses off the Magyars.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:17 pm

That's not always true.
I had a good friend who was a Magyar - that's where I learned the word - and he was very placid most of the time. His family came over here when they got tired of throwing stones at Russian tanks in the fifties. When I met him, and spent a couple of months living with him and his wife, he was finishing up his doctorate in Albuquerque. Today, he is director of an organization devoted to saving the environment, especially wild lands. Through him, I met a world-famous economist (I just remember him as Uncle Paul) and Hugh Romney (now Wavy Gravy). Magyars can be very good people, not at all prone to being pissed off.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:39 pm

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Today, he is director of an organization devoted to saving the environment, especially wild lands.
That's a thankless task.

Preserving is a never-ending task.  One moment of inattention -- or worse, someone with differing priorities -- and all your hard work is destroyed forever.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:57 am

Cool.  Apple spam.  Note the giveaway capitalization, punctuation and grammar. 
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[Apple logo]

Dear Apple ID

Notice to : [my email]

For your protection, your Apple ID is automatically disabled.

We detect unauthorized Login Attempts to your Apple ID from other IP Location. Please verify your identity today or your account will be disabled due to concerns we have for the safety and integrity of the Apple Community

What to do Next

To verify your Apple ID, we recommend that you go to:

Verify your Apple ID



Sincerely,

Apple Inc.

More ways to shop: Visit an Apple Store, call 1-800-MY-APPLE, or find a reseller

Copyright © 2017 Apple Inc. All rights reserved.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:26 am

Another Apple spam (with giveaways). Seems to be a new trend.
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Hello Apple,

Recently a request was submitted to reset your password for our client area. Apple ID [my Apple ID] was logged into from a new browser with this following info:

From: United Kingdom
IP: 49.207.50.96
Date: 08 July 2017
Browser: Iphone

If you did not request this, please ignore this email. It will expire and become useless in 24 hours time.

Update My Account

If you don't have not signed in to iCloud recently and someone may have accessed your account, go to Apple ID

Thanks,
Apple ID

Dear customer, if this email marked as spam. mark as not spam, Because our using new system.

Copyright © 2017

Apple Distribution International, Hollyhill Industrial Estate, Hollyhill, Cork, Ireland.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:01 am

This is the first one of these that has made it through the spam filters.

I wonder what "Compliment of The Day" means.

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United States Investigations Services (USIS)
7799 Leesburg Pike
Suite 1100 North
Falls Church, VA 22043
Compliment of The Day,
                                 READ CAREFULLY
I am Mitch Lawrence the Vice President, Security and Counterintelligence (CI) for United States Investigations Services (USIS) in alliance with Economic Community of West African states (ECOWAS) with the head Office in Nigeria. We the United States government and the United Nation, we have been working towards the eradication of Internet Scam around the globe, western part of Africa to be precise.


However, it has been revealed that there's no fund in your name anywhere in the world, if you have been receiving e-mails from Banks, Compensation Office, Lottery, Inheritance funds e.t.c., you're therefore advise to ignore such e-mails they are impostor/fraudster trying to rip you off your hard earn money and if you're in communication with any person or office claiming that your funds is with them, we also advise you to stop/seize further communication and transaction with such person/office immediately, they are all liars and thieves. Also you're order to forward such emails to this office to help aid the arrest of this fraudsters and impostors.


We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various part of west Africa countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMERON AND SENEGAL), they are all in the custody of the United States Secret Agent (USSA) Nigeria, also huge amount of money was recovered from the scam artists. In reference to this, several indoor meeting was held between the United Nation, United States government and the African Union in Abuja the federal capital of Nigeria, agreement was reached that scam victims will be compensated with the money recovered from scam artist that are in custody of the Nigeria Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the United States Secret Agent (USSA) in Nigeria.


Note this e-mail is been directed to you because during our investigations, your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in  our custody. In reference to this regards, you will be compensated with the sum of US$17, .500,000.00 (Seventeen Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars). Meanwhile, the Africa Union has requested for evidence to prove you are a victim of West Africa scam. In plight to this regards the USIS have appointed a United State base Attorney (Barrister Allen Adams) here in the State to advocate on your behalf and provide the requested evidence to process the payment approval for your fund to be release  to you.


IMPORTANT NOTICE: The only fee you're to pay to the Attorney is the processing fee $350 for procurment of legal evidence to prove to the West Africa Union that you are a victim of scam. Also kindly request him to direct you on how to submit the processing fee $350


Kindly verify your details to Barrister Allen Adams to enable him process and secure evidence to aid the release of your payment to you, also make sure your details and residential address are provided correctly to avoid any atom of mistake and delay during processing.


(1) Your Full Name: ...................
(2) Full Residential Address:.......... (P.O.BOX NOT ALLOWED)
(3) Direct Phone Number: ..............
(4) Valid ID Card: ....................


CONTACT PERSON: Barrister Allen Adams
E-MAIL ADDRESS: barristerallenadams102@gmail.com
TEL: +1 (346) 400-0472


As soon as he received your details, the processing to aid the release of your Compensation Refund will be facilitated immediately and your US$17, .500,000.00 (Seventeen Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars) will be made payable to you in due time within the next 72 hours.
Treat as urgent!

Regards.
Mitch Lawrence

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:41 am

Oh the cheek. $350 processing fee!
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:02 am

Same old same old. I'm just posting it because I don't think I ever got Malay spam before.



Tenaga Nasional Berhad
(TNB HQ) 129 Jalan Bangsar,
59200 Kuala Lumpur,
Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia


Ini adalah satu pemberitahuan rasmi daripada ibu pejabat daripada Tenaga Nasional
Berhad sempena Persatuan Air Malaysia (PAM) untuk memaklumkan anda mengenai Hadiah Khas
Eksklusif Tenaga Nasional Berhad Akhir Tahun dan kami Kami dengan gembira mengumumkan
alamat e-mel anda sebagai salah satu daripada 7 alamat e-mel yang dipilih semalam yang
diadakan di ibu pejabat di Kuala Lumpur.

Dilampirkan disini Nombor Rujukan TNB-1187-48901 dengan Nombor kelulusan, TNB /
2012-087 /KL, dan nombor bertuah, TNB / 7071KL-733 yang memenangi MYR 150,000.00
(Seratus Lima Puluh Ribu Ringgit Malaysia Sahaja), alamat e-mel anda dipilih dari
pangkalan data ibu pejabat lembaga program Tenaga Nasioanl Berhad dan TNB memberi
MYR150,000 kepada 7 keluarga yang bertuah menerima mesej rasmi ini melalui e-mel
sebagai pampasan 1 Malaysia.

Hadiah ekslusif Akhir Tahun TNB berjumlah MYR150,000.00 akan dikeluarkan kepada anda
melalui bank antarabangsa. Oleh kerana rombakkan beberapa nombor dan nama, kami meminta
anda menyimpan mesej ini untuk diri sendiri dan tidak akan sama sekali mendedahkan
kepada pihak TNB sehingga tuntutan anda telah diproses, dan hadiah anda dimasukkan ke
dalam akaun anda, kerana ini adalah sebahagian daripada protokol untuk mengelakkan
penyalahgunaan nombor bertuah anda.

Untuk memulakan tuntutan TNB anda, anda dikehendaki mengisi borang pengesahan di bawah
dan mengemukakannya kepada ejen tuntutan anda,Puan Zailina Bt Zainal Abidin bagi
membolehkan beliau menjelaskan fail anda dan membayar dengan segera.

Jabatan Ganjaran TNB
Zailina Bt Zainal Abidin
E-Mel:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nama Penuh:
Alamat Bil:
Umur:
Warganegara:
Nombor Telefon Rumah:
No. Pengesahan dan Rujukan Hadiah:
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:09 am

Now they are trying to appear official, lmao!
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FROM ANDREW McCABE
ACTING DIRECTOR FBI.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in conjunction with other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the State have been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you have an on-going transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and Benin Republic in west Africa as regard to your over-due contract/lottery/compaction payment which was fully endorsed in your favor. It might interest you to know that we have taken time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim without any further delay. We will further advise that you go ahead and deal with the governor office of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and Benin Republic accordingly as we will be monitoring all their correspondence with you.

In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr Godwin Emefiele and Mr. Paul Jones along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally apply for the claim.

They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office. We were also made to understand that a lady with name of Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million United States Dollars).

More so, we were advised to warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of their contract payment from the Central Bank of Nigeria and Benin Republic, to be very careful prior to the on-going Internet irregularities, so that they would not fall victim of ugly circumstances. In case they are already dealing with anybody or office from the Central Bank of Nigeria are strictly advised to STOP further communication.

NAME: MR. GODWIN EMEFIELE
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria
Central Business District, Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal.
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: ( office1_president@presidency.com )

NOTE: In your best interest, you should ignore any message that does not come from the above email address and phone number for security reasons. Meanwhile, you are hereby advised to contact the Governor of the Central Bank via above details immediately and request for instant attention to your payment
files as directed herein, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To enable them attend to your payment files, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your personal data/particulars as listed below for onward processing and release of you fund as we will not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________

Ensure you follow all due process as required by Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria in order to hasten up the whole procedures of your fund transfer to your designated account. Bear in mind, that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally has an operational operand (payment protocol) in line with international banking policy. So, you should adhere to avoid any delay which maybe detriment your fund transfer.

Once again, we hereby advise you to contact them via the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you. All modalities have already been worked out and we will be monitoring all your dealings with the CBN's governor in respect to your fund transfer. Thus, you have nothing to worry about as far as we, the FBI is concerned. Henceforth, you should always update us as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Finally, we want you to contact them immediately via the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out. Should you need more information(s) in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us on this email address so that we can put you through and as well guide you during and after your successful actualization of this project.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response regards to this matter.

Best Regards,

Andrew G. McCabe
Acting Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building.
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:17 am

Here's the "no frills" approach.

yahoo@alert-services.com <cayman@artelco.com> Aug 29 at 10:07 PM
To me


Dear Customer,

we received a request to terminate your Account and the process has started by our Mail Team,

Please give us 12 working hours to close your Account.

To cancel the termination request.

<Click here>

All files on your yahoo mail including (Inbox, Sent, Spam, Trash, Draft) will be deleted and access to your Email address will be Denied if you Ignore this Alert.

Regards, Account Services
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:55 pm

And sometimes we have obligations we didn't even know about.
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Good afternoon,

Download invoice #179657 for amount of $618,28 payment due. Please get back to me without delays regarding the payment.

Best regards

Maria Raposo
Comptes recevables / Account Receivable – Credit Department

Megatronic Plus
4517 Kerry WaySanta Fe Springs, CA 90670

T. (450)661-6620 / 1-800-361-1087

F. (450)665-3831
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:54 pm

I didn't even bother to open this one. (It's annoying that they got my name right, though.)

Richard, your cash is arrived!
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:12 pm

About half the spam I get is addressed to "Richard."
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:33 pm

Never finished reading this one, because I couldn't even START reading it.
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To:you
お世話になります。

突然のメールで、大変失礼いたしました。

アマゾンの商品ページで、お客様のレビューを拝見して、すごい感銘を受けました。
当店がAmazonにて、スポーツ&アウトドアのカテゴリーに出品しております。誠に勝手なお願いではございますが、商品改善とマーケティングのために、当店が商品を提供し、制品の問題があれば、直ちに私たちに教えて、製品が問題ない場合、お客様にレビューを書いていただきませんか。
決して偽レビュー要請ではありませんので、ご安心ください。

以下は商品の説明

キャンプ用ストーブは、折りたたみ式ガスストーブ、軽量で、アウトドアキャンプ、ハイキング、バックパッキング、ピクニックなどに最適です。

材質:ステンレス+銅+アルミニウム合金
収納サイズ:75 * 75 * 60m
使用時サイズ:145 * 145 * 70mm
重量:230g
ボックスサイズ:110 * 80 * 70mm
総重量:290g

お忙しいところを誠に申し訳ございません。
ご返事をいただければ、幸いに存じます。
何卒宜しくお願い致します。
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:46 pm

Very interesting. One of the last paragraphs seems to show weights and measures.

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収納サイズ:75 * 75 * 60m
使用時サイズ:145 * 145 * 70mm
重量:230g
ボックスサイズ:110 * 80 * 70mm
総重量:290g

So we have three items.
One is about 3 x 3 x 2.75 inches.
One is 5.7 x 5.7 x 2.75 inches and weighs 10 ounces.
The last is 4.3 x 3.1 x 2.75 inches and weighs 10 ounces.

What the fugartheez?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:42 pm

Google translate shows it is a request for a review, on Amazon, of their portable camp stove.

Something of which I am totally unqualified to judge.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:09 am

What happens with spectacularly bad translation? You get words you don't intend.
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Attn: Dear Fund Beneficiary

This is the 3rd time i am sending you, this ATM Visa Card valued sum of US $ 10.5 Million and i have not received any positive respond from you or making a suggestion on how you wish to receive your ATM Card. Once Again, I am Mr. David Fisher the new director United Bank of Africa Benin Republic, I resumed to this office on the 5th of June 2017 and during my official research I discovered an abandoned ATM Visa card valued sum of $ 10.5 Million belonging To you as the rightfully intimate beneficiary.

I have tried to know why this card has not been released before the former director ATM head of operation who left this office months ago withhold card Plans towards diverting your fund will be discovered.

Now that your ATM Visa card still from my office or alternatively it can be arranged to register your shopping to your own address through any registration reliable courier service company I can not care the courier charge, hope it is cleared and accepted by you I do not know the courier cost of shipping the card to shit the card, you can make an enquriess from the courier shipping company to find out the cost, but you will be required to forward to me your address where you want to receive the card to enable me find out the shipping cost to your location.

Your direct telephone number and address will be needed and more details of your ATM card payment will be made known to you as soon as I receive your swift positive response and do not hesitate to call me on (+229)6138-9911 as soon as you read this mail.

Thanks for your co-operation and i wait for your kind positive respond.

Yours Faithfully
Mr. David Fisher
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:39 pm

Newly received spam. But check the model year of the "new" car I won. And what is a "mobel"?

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BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2015 Mobel BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00usd from international programs held on the 1st section 2017 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

Name:  Mr.Francis Meyes.
Email: francis.meyes@yahoo.com

Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

1. Name in full. 2. Address.
3. Nationality. 4. Age.
5. Occupation. 6. Phone/Fax.
7. Present Country. 8. Email address.
9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23

Mrs.Johan Mercy.
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:42 pm

Wow. I need to check my spam-catcher folder more often. Look at how rich I am about to become.
But, really. Someone should tell these people that Americans don't typically use "USD".
It's nice to see that they use an anti-virus program to protect you.


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My Name is James Stocklas (Senior District Judge ), the winner of the Powerball jackpot of 291,400,000 million in the March 02, 2016, My jackpot was a gift from God to me hence my Entire family has AGREED to do this. I am going to be donating 2,000,000.00 USD to you. Contact us via my email for further / full details and please accept this token as a gift from me and my family. Email me urgently jefflindsay@yandex.com

Read More http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/05/us/brothers-win-lottery/

Best Regards,
Senior District Judge
(United State Of America)

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:49 pm

The only “United State of America” I’m aware of is disgust with Trump.
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