White Somalia

"You rural white people who are always saying things like 'Don't mess with Texas,' let me tell you something; you are among the most left-alone, least messed-with people on the planet. You can carry an assault rifle into a Chili's. What more do you want? The right to do it shirtless? You are practically your own independent country now. You've outlawed abortion. You've gutted government regulation. You're armed to the teeth. You're the white Somalia. Stop worrying about getting sucked into the New World Order. You are barely in the current world order. And the only reason we conduct military exercises in your area is there is no chance of accidentally damaging anything anybody cares about."

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Bill Maher on Jade Helm

I read something on the net the other day that said Obama should just apologize - and make things right by moving all the military out of Texas. They are obviously uncomfortable with all those ginormous military bases and all that input to their economy, so we should just move all that to some other states, so Texas can be happy with their desert.

Texas is like a room full of rotten children. They make noise just to get attention.

Time to give Texas a time out.

Do you think Mexico will take them back? It's worth a try.

I like the image of "White Somalia" -- a failed nation-state ruled by thugs and warlords and sustained by brutalizing the rural poor.

Yep, that's the South.