Nudist Movies?

Are there any movies with an all-nude cast? I mean a full-length decent budget non-porn movie that, I dunno, takes place in a nudist colony?

Not that I'm aware of... but why do you ask?

Because I find it somewhat odd. I mean, nudism is an established sub-culture, a movie featuring an all-nude cast would very quickly make people judge the movie on the merits of acting and story-telling -- the nudism tends to lose it's shock value rather quickly -- and such a film would be guaranteed huge publicity. I mean, it sounds like something that should've been done by now.

Aside from a couple "documentaries" from the 1960's I see no evidence anyone's tried.

It's probably because naughty bits are still frowned upon by censors. Now if the camera avoided said naughty bits, yet still show everything else, I'm sure there wouldn't be a problem.

I was just thinking about "Eyes Wide Shit oops I mean Shut". It's essentially a nude movie with, if I recall correctly, all the naughty bits. It was a sucky film, documenting unintentionally the breakup of a marriage.

And totally and completely non-erotic

Agreed. EWS was one of Kubrick's worst. Actually, I think it's safe to say it was his worst. And it wasn't what I would consider a nudie film. Had it been, the film would have been improved drastically.

I am waiting for the porn version...

'Eyes Wide... Slut'

Legs Wide... oh never mind.

There was also a holocaust movie -- or was in 1984? -- that featured tons of nudity which totally uneroticized it. It can be done.

Just to be clear I'm not advocating that.

Maybe it's a conspiracy by the Costume Designers Union.