Dumb Blonde?

A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
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She told him she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed a $5,000 loan.
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The bank officer told her the bank would need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
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The car was parked on the street in front of the bank, and when the title was checked it was confirmed the blonde owned the vehicle.
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Naturally the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officerd all enjoyed a good laugh over the foolishness of the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
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The Rolls was driven into the bank’s underground parking garage.
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Two weeks later, the blonde returned, repaid the $5,000 principal and the interest, which came to $15.41.
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The loan officer said, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
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While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
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The blond replied………………….“Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

I love that!

Gosh, it's so much shorter when you speak them than type them!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches, e-mails his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

:LOL: And I love that!!!

Funny.
(Too early to laugh outright)