Atheist Cats

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Cats
Atheists tend to have Cats as pets, since cats have no souls. They will never have a dog, because Dogs do goto heaven and they don't believe in that.

http://www.conservatipedia.com/2008/01/atheists-are-out-to-get-your-children.html

From the same site:

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Purity Tests
I think it is essential that the government randomly tests people to see if they're atheists. This should be a simple quiz asking about God and things like that. Some trick questions should be asked too. Here is an example, courteous of a comment on this site: "Can god create a stone so big that even he can't lift it?" The only answer to this question is that God would just move the universe around this stone. Simple, logical answer. Most atheists can't answer that. An atheist would answer it like, "the force needed to lift this stone is directly proportional to gravity, therefore God would make the stone in a gravity free area, allowing him to lift it". It's very easy to spot the false atheist theories of "science".

This line from the site tells you all you need to know about these idiots:

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Atheists try to use the power of logic and reason to attack a child's mind...

Yep. Cats and science. What can the atheists be up to?

This website is a perfect example of the saying that, on the lunatic fringe, it's impossible to separate satire from serious.

But they are not above trying to suck the bucks out of the idiots. THIS is a crack-up (pun intended).

That's hilarious!