It's a Good Day

For the past month my good reading glasses have been missing. I have a couple pair of drugstore readers which get me by but I missed my titanium-frame prescription readers.

Just now I changed the grocery bag under the sink that holds recyclables. Lo-and-behold, in the new paper bag I put in, my reading glasses! I must have dropped them in the bag to carry in from the garage with the groceries, then somehow overlooked them when I unloaded the bag.

Me & Al Zeimer, we're getting to be good friends!

No. You and Al will be friends when you think that you found a brand new pair of reading glasses that someone else had dropped in the bag.