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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Complete the sentence Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:31 pm | |
| I'll give you four words, and you supply four more to make a coherent sentence. You can put them anywhere in the sentence, rearrange the words, or add punctuation to clarify. Why four? To add a little challenge, and because three is too few.
For instance, if I said "a bird a bird" you could say "this is what makes a bird a bird" or you could say "'A bird! A bird!' she cried, pointing up."
Got it? Okay, first four words: Beer science tassels bomber |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:29 pm | |
| Beer, science, tassels, bomber; don't make it easy.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:57 pm | |
| Brilliant. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:05 pm | |
| "Beer Science" is like tassels on a bomber.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:08 pm | |
| Much better! Your turn to choose words. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:22 pm | |
| One more:
"Tassel Science" discovered during beer bomber number nine.
For those not familiar with it, a bomber is a 22-ounce bottle of beer.
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:29 pm | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:30 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:03 pm | |
| Duck Duck Goose, on the deck, bottle-handed.
The deck watched Duck duck the thrown bottle. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:23 pm | |
| Well done. Wasn't that easy?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:26 pm | |
| Sure. I wouldn't want it TOO hard.
Okay: (looks at desk) Stapler mouse drink fabulous |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:57 pm | |
| Fabulous Mouse dropped the stapler in his drink. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:29 pm | |
| Ha! He's not as sure-fingered as his brother Mighty. Probably from hitting the sauce! |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:44 pm | |
| He hasn't spoken to his brother since Mighty became a teatotaller and a vegan. Nothing sadder than a wuss super mouse.
Okay, Try these:
Napoleon monkey motorcycle quiche
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:05 pm | |
| Use Napoleon oil, not motorcycle, in monkey quiche.
Dogs baster slippery the |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:57 pm | |
| You're trying to lead me into a dark place.
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:32 pm | |
| The slippery baster is recommended for irrigating dogs.
Might be a tough one:
crocodile Republican waste waist
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:42 pm | |
| - _Howard wrote:
- crocodile Republican waste waist
Not a waste: crocodile + Republican up to waisttime forgetfulness every last |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:56 am | |
| Put your hands together for the great Roberta Flack!
Thank you, Bob. Here's one of my early hits...
"the last time every I saw your feet..."
Stop. Stop. Roberta, what's wrong?
I'm sorry Bob. I've been having memory problems.
Every last time I sing, forgetfulness overwhelms me. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:09 pm | |
| contest jaguar top sasquatch
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:17 am | |
| - _Howard wrote:
- contest jaguar top sasquatch
In a top speed contest, jaguar beats sasquatch.Flavorful towel snipping aghast |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:40 pm | |
| Flavorful gummy masseuse snipping my towel; I'm aghast!
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:39 am | |
| It looks grammatical, but what the fuck does it mean? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:38 pm | |
| "snipping my towel" I'm sure you understand. Must be the first bit. Okay. They started with Gummy Bears, then went on to gummy worms, gummy road kill, probably gummy Uzis and gummy astrolabes. l went a step further and created a gummy masseuse (think Eddie Murphy's Gumby, only tasty). |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20311 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 70 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Complete the sentence Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:39 am | |
| Not illuminative. |
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