True or False?

NoCoPilot wrote:

My cat, bless her wicked soul, doesn't understand daylight savings time or the longer summer days.  She awakens with the light, and if I'm still sleeping she makes sure I know it's time to feed her.  If I ignore her she escalates, resorting to claws in about 10 minutes.

This morning she met the wall.

Evie seems to get DST. She naturally seems to move her requests for walks with the time change. I don't know how she does it, we don't tell her or anything and we don't act different that we've noticed. But she damn sure does it.

Dark Vanilla is the same relationship to regular vanilla as dark chocolate is to regular chocolate, true or false?

What is "regular" vanilla and "regular" chocolate?

Milk chocolate and milk vanilla, I suppose?

Never heard of "milk vanilla" nor has Google.

Geez you're fussy today.  Somebody shake your Geritol?

Yeah. Now my beard is all fizzy.

Better lay down and watch Chuck Woolery.


Geez, what is it about evangelicals and family values?

Quote :

Born in Ashland, Kentucky, Woolery is a born again Christian and volunteers in ministry.[5] He is a political conservative[6] and gun rights activist.[7][8]

Woolery and his first wife, Margaret Hayes have three children: Cary; Katherine; and Chad.[9] With second wife Jo Ann Pflug he has a daughter, Melissa. With Teri Nelson, the daughter of actor David Nelson, he has two sons, Michael and Sean.[10] Woolery married Kim Barnes in 2006.[11][12]

Is that an Australian cartoon character?

No clocking in church, true or false?

Which definition of clocking are you asking about?
Time-telling or knocking someone on the head?
I think either one would be acceptable.

Life is a Fun Forest, and some of the rides aren't safe. Most of them require more tickets than they're worth. You wouldn't want your picture taken coming off the Log Ride -- true or false?

This life is a test. It is only a test. If it was a real life, someone would tell you where to go and what to do.

False.

All we get is the test run-through.

Fusion is jazz by white folk, true or false?

False. Fusion was accidentally created when Stevie Wonder was allowed to operate the mixer board.

Golf courses should have the cup (or "hole") at the top of a small raised mound.

Make it less of a sissy sport.

Golf courses should have windmills and shit like miniature golf.
Or...the cup could be on a track and move slowly in a circle so the golfer has to lead with his shot.