Is that a gun in your...

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife arrested amid dispute about space aliens
After the disagreement, she pulled a gun from her vagina and held it to her boyfriend's head

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A Literary and Domestic Incident in the Desert West

Well, there's the bizarre story of the week.

Just wondering: If she had shot him, would the coroner's report have shown vaginal discharge as the cause of death?

I've heard of going off half-cocked before....

I wonder, was it a high calibre weapon? Did she have the safety on? Was her powder dry? Long barrel or snub-nose?

Good questions, NoCo. One of which leads me to ask this: What, exactly, is a "high caliber" gun? I understand small caliber and large caliber, but I have never been able to find a decent definition of high caliber.

Also wondering if it was an automatic or a revolver.

A high calibre weapon is the opposite of a Saturday night special.

Well, you can't get more vague than that.