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The other day at lunch the waitress said, “That entrée comes with super salad.”

I said, “Okay, that sounds fine.”

[pause]

“Soup or salad, sir?”

Ran across a song title on an album yesterday: “Never Techno Foreign Answer.”

A stewardess asks George Clooney in the movie, “Up In The Air,” “Would you like the cancer?”

Clooney says, “Excuse me?”

“Would you like the can, sir?” holding up the Pepsi can.

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Ad for a dental place, that fits and installs dental implants all in one day.

It said, "We have the extra teeth to get this done in one day."

On reflection, I think they said "expertise."

"Call BathFitter today to get the tubber shower of your dreams."

Hmmm, I guess oversize showers for overweight customers could be a thing...

Urban vegetable garden