Sayings That Should've Been Famous

The man who lectures goats cares not for utility.

-Zeno

The chrysanthemum blooms on the grave of the saint and the sinner alike.

-Florence Bussard

You're not poor until you can't afford to dream.

-FDR

If every bible in the world was set on fire, the world would be a warmer place.

- Mort Sahl

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Actually, that one is pretty famous).

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

-Some t-shirt

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

"That's like putting antlers on a rocket."

-Stephen Colbert