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PostSubject: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyFri Sep 14, 2018 3:10 pm

Broke my computer glasses and my appointment with the eyeball guy is three weeks out.
I refuse to use duct tape, but painters tape works fine.
Where do I send this picture to get my Official Nerd Certificate?
(I did this as a joke, and my wife cracked up, but these are the only glasses that work well with the computer, so...)

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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyFri Sep 14, 2018 3:39 pm

Copy and print
https://www.amazon.com/Nerd-Nerdiness-Degree-Certificate-Customized/dp/B002KBT134
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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptySat Sep 15, 2018 2:28 pm

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Well, it didn't work. The real nerds are right - it has to be duct tape. Painters tape doesn't hold up long. If it's good enough for NASA, it's good enough for me. For now.
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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyMon Sep 17, 2018 5:13 pm

The duct tape doesn't make it. The eye piece is only about one millimeter.
Plan C:

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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyMon Sep 17, 2018 5:54 pm

More geeky by the minute.

Monocles are very stylin’.
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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyWed Sep 19, 2018 3:55 pm

Well, that didn't work. The clamp kept sliding off the duct tape.

Plan C:

A very tiny piece of duct tape on the broken eye pieces - just to get some adhesive. Then push on a piece of a plastic ball point pen ink reservoir. So far, so good.
It's not exactly the right length, but I don't want to mess with (possible) success.

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Stay tuned.

My god, I've got to get a life.

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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyThu Sep 20, 2018 4:43 am

Drugstore readers are only $14.
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PostSubject: Re: Certified Nerd   Certified Nerd EmptyThu Sep 20, 2018 8:56 am

Miscellaneous stuff is free.
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