It's all in the terminology

Story on NPR this morning about the last abortion provider in East Texas possibly being forced to close by new regulations.

Got me to thinking.

Progressives/liberals have this all wrong. Instead of calling it "abortion rights" or "women's healthcare parity" we need to frame the debate in terms the radical Tea Party right respects. Make them care about the real issues.

"Abortion rights" becomes "Whole Body Freedom."

"Gay Marriage" becomes "Affectional Liberty".

"Immigration Reform" becomes "American Patriot Recruitment."

I like this.
I think Freedom of Affection sounds better but I like this.
What would we call funding education? Or a single payer system?
(I'm thinking)