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PostSubject: Today's Joke (courtesy Car Talk)   Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:51 am

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll to the next line.


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?"


Wrong! Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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PostSubject: Re: Today's Joke (courtesy Car Talk)   Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:57 pm

Can I speak to your wife a minute?

Um, yeah, can you just thump him on the back of the head there? Thanks.
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