Haven't been here for ages

What's up, peeps? Well, my life has been a veritable rollercoaster since those heady days of Willett and co. I'll spare you the details. At any rate, I've had some real excitement, including Skyping with some famous people. Seriously, I video Skyped for an hour with Daniela Pineda once. And I've had Alex Jones make attack videos about me. Hilarious shit, really. Anyway, how is everyone? Life isn't too bad. I have a girlfriend now. Sort of. She's Serbian, and though we've been dating for over a year and have sexted many times, we've never met in person. Maybe never will. I don't know. She was 19 when we started dating, 20 now, and gorgeous. Never thought that would happen. Weird world, huh? But then, we have Trump as our president, so we MAY be living in an alternate reality.

Well, fancy meeting you here! lol

Ha ha! Hi, Jenni.