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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:53 am | |
| “Where are you?” is a question that’s never been asked in sign language. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:55 am | |
| No-one has ever been in an empty room. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:56 am | |
| When a pregnant woman takes a bath, she’s become a human submarine. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:57 am | |
| The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:59 am | |
| Outer Space is really just an hour away if my Toyota could go straight up. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:06 am | |
| Gyms should offer a very cheap basic membership, but charge a penalty for every day you don’t show up. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:09 am | |
| When two really famous celebrities meet, do they have to introduce themselves? |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:10 am | |
| Necks are basically wrists for our heads. |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:59 pm | |
| - The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace are a whole parallel royal family.
- The more dismembered animals you have in your freezer, the more socially acceptable it is.
- Living without insurance is the opposite of the lottery.
- Mickey Mouse is still the face of Disney -- even though he hasn't done a picture in years.
- Men spend hours studying the wall behind the toilet. Women study the wall in front of it.
- When you're happy, you hear the melody. When you're sad you hear the lyrics.
- If a dog year is equivalent to seven human years, then playing with your dog for an hour is the best day of his life.
- November is the Thursday of months.
- Golf is the only sport to see who plays the least.
- Is it patronizing for your computer to ask you to prove you're not a robot?
- Setting a wake-up alarm is like putting a time bomb in your dreams.
- Video games appeal to people without a mission in their lives.
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_Howard
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:05 pm | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- Golf is the only sport to see who plays the least.
What about bowling? (But I don't consider either of them to be a sport.) |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:13 am | |
| - It is human to make a mistake, unless it's in a Captcha to prove you're not a machine
- No matter how old you are it's fun to hit someone over the head with an empty wrapping paper tube
- Dreams are like GIFs that lose frames every time you try to remember them
- "K" in Morse code "-.-" is just as passive-aggressive
- After a 3-day weekend you feel rested. After a 5-day weekend you forget how to be a productive member of society.
- Even sounding like an idiot in a second language is better than speaking only one
- In 60 years it will be ironic when people will look at their iPhones while working
- The pessimist is either correct or pleasantly surprised -- which is an awful optimistic view of pessimism
- Exercise is fooling your body into thinking it needs to be stronger to survive
- Maturity is knowing when to hit 'delete' instead of 'send'
- There aren't any rap songs about staying home and saving money
- Anyone who says you can't buy love has never been to a pet store
- The Bermuda Triangle must be a glitch in The Matrix
- If you're born around midnight do your feet have a different birthday than your head?
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:33 am | |
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NoCoPilot
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| | Subject: Re: Shower Thoughts Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:52 am | |
| A nude coloring book wouldn't be very challenging. |
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