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PostSubject: Million Dollar Ideas   Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:45 pm

Urinals with the image of a spider embedded in the porcelain. Restrooms would stay 100% cleaner.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:36 am

Combination golf course and graveyard. Dual land use. High ticket plots.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:36 am

Combination mouse/stapler. Regain desk real estate.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:42 pm

Can you please send me 3 grams of whatever you have been smoking?
I can reimburse you via PayDude.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:51 am

Combine opera and professional wrestling -- they use the same plots. The contenders should sing between body slams.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:54 am

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Urinals with the image of a spider embedded in the porcelain.
Or a propeller you can rotate.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:54 pm

Combination printer/shredder. Prints and disposes all in one easy motion.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:03 pm

Include a scanner and a fax receiver with that printer and shredder, and I think you're well on your way to your first million.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:56 am

Combination laptop and waffle maker.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:13 pm

Merge the NRA with the NASCAR (new name: National Rifle And Stock Car Auto Racing, or NRASCAR). They have the same membership anyway.

Stock cars sponsored by Smith & Wesson and Remington, losers have do a lap with an elk on their hood.


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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:06 pm

A silent coffee grinder.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:26 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
Combination golf course and graveyard.  Dual land use.  High ticket plots.
I like this one. If we are gonna insist on graveyards, why not?
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:16 am

A machine that combines masturbation with exercise. People will do the former a lot longer than the latter.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:48 pm

Toilet with an air-tight seal.  Once you sit down, negative air pressure helps evacuate the bowels.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:55 pm

A unique polymer material for chair cushions that won't pack down after less than two years of use.
Makeup that goes on but then doesn't wipe off onto people's faces when you greet them.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:16 pm

I'm in for that makeup thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:58 pm

Volume discounts on haircuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:26 pm

Click and Clack, the hosts of Car Talk, gave a couple ideas today of businesses that could share premises and for very similar reasons:
  • Veterinary Clinic + Taxidermist
  • Auto Repair Shop + Junk Yard

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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:36 pm

Expanding on that just a  bit:

  • Veterinary Clinic + Taxidermist + Chinese Restaurant
  • Auto Repair Shop + Junk Yard + Driving School
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:19 pm

Butt whistle. A mini-butt plug with a hole through it, so you can pass gas silently.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:05 pm

Knowing how you love iPhones, NoCo, how about fitting that Butt Whistle with bluetooth so that you can adjust the frequency of the whistle using an iPhone app? Maybe even play some short tunes. Better yet, download a friend's ring tone, so every time you fart, he answers his phone.

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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:12 pm

Hey! You might have something there.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:42 pm

My mind never rests (unlike my body, which does little else).
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:46 pm

A mind is a terrible thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Million Dollar Ideas   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:50 pm

HA! I said exactly that to my wife yesterday. No kidding. She didn't get it.

Or, alternatively:

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