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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:49 pm

Ellery Queen collapsed like a drunken hammer when he heard the news. Such is life.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:43 am

The lunchbox of Notre Dame
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:49 pm

The outside of a corncob looks a lot like the inside of a colon.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm

Mats and rice
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:51 am

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:50 pm

Crooks and nannies
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:04 am

coats of paint = flannel enamel
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:45 am

Charles Darwin's great-great-great grandson wrote a book on politics, called "The Origin of the Specious."
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:27 pm

It's better than putting sand on the table.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:36 pm

All three of the Gunderson twins are giving skinny pics to the races this year.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:56 am

LUCKILY, the spear broke his fall.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:27 pm

Would I be surprised what's in your cupboards,
Would I be surprised what's in your drawers?
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:40 pm

James bought a handbag. His Saluki has diarrhea.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:25 pm

Solar air conditioning
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:42 pm

Stuart Kelly, in “The Book of Lost Books,” wrote:
the children pelted Muhammad with sheep’s uteruses.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:28 pm

Did you ever notice that there are very few Chinese guys named Rusty?
- nonsense from George Carlin
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:37 am

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:59 pm

From now on my name is Ro4bert. The 4 is silent.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:59 pm

The top of the ground is a shoreline between the Earth and the Sky.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:15 pm

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From now on my name is Ro4bert.  The 4 is silent.

The cleverest real-life example of that sort of thing is C. J. Cherryh. Her real name is Cherry, of course, but for her pen-name she added an H. It's brilliant. You can't mispronounce it, and at the same time, her name sticks out in any list of authors. (She's a good writer, too).
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