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PostSubject: Nonsense    Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:13 pm

Thank god I'm an atheist!

If you've done everything wrong, all that's left is right.

Fish are only birds that swim.  Birds are only fish that fly.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:19 pm

The post office always has trouble finding me because of continental drift.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:55 am

Do you need copies? Go to The Copy Store. There's one on every corner!
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:31 pm

It's bad luck to believe in superstition.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:19 pm

Great Deals on Funerals!

Buy in bulk to save big!
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:33 pm

Come To Manny's Discount Amputations! It won't cost you an arm and a leg.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:03 pm

One of the world's worst jobs: Rearranging Stonehenge when daylight saving changes.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:09 pm

Have you ever wondered what the other side of Mount Rushmore looks like?

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:08 pm

How come there's "miniature golf" but not miniature baseball? Miniature basketball? Miniature football?

Miniature weightlifting?

Miniature javelin throw or high jump?
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:25 pm

Paying marsupials to eat mayonnaise is illegal in Alabama.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:38 pm

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How come there's "miniature golf" but not miniature baseball?  Miniature basketball?  Miniature football?

Miniature weightlifting?

Miniature javelin throw or high jump?

They have miniature pool.



But then I consider any table smaller than nine feet to be miniature pool.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:53 pm

That's awfully cute. I want one.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:19 pm

You could get a really small one.

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:36 pm

At some point quantum effects overcome the physics of mass and velocity.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:39 pm

Cue control is very important.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:42 pm

If you put spin on the cueball, does that mean another ball starts spining the opposite way?
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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense    Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:34 pm

Spin is used to control the direction the cur ball moves after striking the object ball.
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