Words That SHOULD Exist

Quijibo

Also spelled "Kwyjibo"

That reminds me - do you still have that big mirror? 

There should be a female equivalent of fermented.

Furmented

Mecium.

For when there's only one of them.

Threemidable, for when it's not quite as impressive

(From Facebook):
SCROTUS (so-called ruler of the united states)

Flaggot: "I went by the Trump rally and saw that the place was surrounded by gun-lovin' flaggots."

(from Facebook)

EXHAUSTIPATED - too tired to give a shit

NOT MY PRECEDENT

An actual word that nobody's ever heard of - tergiversate.

I admit, *I've* never heard of it and I consider myself something of a logophile.

Here are some words I've submitted to the Urban Dictionary over the years:

• grungus = the stuff dogs bring in from the yard
  
• Lubie Jeder = any unknown ingredient or person you can't think of the name of
  
• COTR = clean out the refrigerator, a meal made up entirely of leftovers and/or open containers of mismatched ingredients
  
• the hum of reptiles = what comes out of politician's mouths

Hon, I'll make you a COTR salad after I clean up the dog's grungus.  Who was that on the phone, Lubie Jeder?

Why is "blood-letting" a thing but "sperm-letting" is not?

Oh, but it is!

That one does exist, although it's obsolete. Meaning 2 is common in Ireland, as a curse-word (they don't say fuck so much, but feck comes out a lot).

Outfiltrate

That one also exists, but in Latin form - exfiltrate (Latin in- and ex- are opposite prefixes).

Huh. And it means pretty much exactly what it SHOULD mean. Don't think I've ever heard it used before.

I've never heard outfiltrate, but exfiltrate is fairly common.

Fronteria

Twonication

Threenication can be more fun.