Will Trump be the first president to commit suicide in office?

I just scanned Facebook in case somebody posted anything interesting (no), and so was treated to numerous photos of Trump. What struck me is how unhealthy he looks. I mean, I'm not in good shape, by almost any measure, and I think I look a lot better than he does. I don't know about suicide (I seriously doubt it, actually), but I wouldn't be surprised if he plain old croaks before four years are up.

The sooner the better.

Are you kidding? His cholesterol, blood pressure and weight are all unbelievable. He's the healthiest person ever to have sought the office of the President.

We have a very official-looking letter.

During the primary, I heard a physician say that he thought DT was probably in bad health, basing his opinion on DT's appearance.

Nice hat.

Even as fat as he is, he still looks better than Trump.