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PostSubject: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:02 pm

I've joked before that I'm coming down with Alzheimer's, but I've never before called 911 because I couldn't find my car in the parking lot.

Jesus Christ.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:12 pm

Wow, I think I need that.

Wait, how does it work? Doesn't the car have to be on for the Bluetooth to be active?


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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:18 pm

Can't your thermostat find your car for you?
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:21 pm

Maybe, if I was home and the car was in the garage.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:23 pm

Did you really call 911 and tell them you couldn't find your car? Or did you report it stolen?
Of course, when the cops got there and you told them it was a Subaru, they would have said, "Nah. You must have forgotten where you parked."
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 3:26 pm

Ha ha ha. And my shoes are comfortable.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 4:01 pm

Holy shit! You didn't lose your shoes, too? I don't think they have an app for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 4:17 pm

When I had the Eclipse I was always losing it. Standing next to it, it didn't seem all that small. Park it in a line of cars and the damn thing would hide.

But I never called 911, I knew it was just playing.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 4:47 pm

Hey. I had an Eclipse. A red 1995 GS. Quite a fun little car.

If you really want to lose a car in a parking lot, try an Austin Healey Sprite with no top.

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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 4:52 pm

In my defense -- weak tho that it is -- in the 5 minutes I was in Home Depot, three big trucks parked on all three sides of my car, obscuring it from all angles except the rear.

But no excuses. I was parked in row #1, even though I was absolutely SURE I parked outside Plumbing in row #3.

Losing. My. Mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 4:59 pm

Don't you have a button on the key fob to honk the horn?
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:00 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
Wait, how does it work? Doesn't the car have to be on for the Bluetooth to be active?
You need to buy a Beacon to broadcast the location of your car.

You CAN activate app as you leave your car, and it'll lead you back to where you activated it... but you have to remember to activate it.

Maybe I'll buy a tall flag for the antenna.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:01 pm

_Howard wrote:
Don't you have a button on the key fob to honk the horn?
Unlock the car, if I'm within about 15 feet (with my current battery). No lights, no horn.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:02 pm

Get yourself one of those new-fangled electric cars that comes when you call it.
Or a chauffeur (the non-electric kind).
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:04 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
Unlock the car, if I'm within about 15 feet (with my current battery).  No lights, no horn.
How very 1990s. My old Chevy POS will honk the damned horn (sometimes when I don't want it to). And it works from much more than 15 feet. I wish my wi-fi had the range of that damned button.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:12 pm

1998 car, I'm lucky it has electronic locks at all.

I'll buy an electric car as soon as they come out with an AWD mini-SUV.

With a new battery I get about 45 feet.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 5:59 pm

Oooo, a pun. I love puns.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptySun Oct 09, 2016 6:06 pm

Whatever I can do to enhance your enjoyment of the day.
You're welcome.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptyFri Oct 14, 2016 5:27 pm

I've got an Aaarrrggghhh. Cutting up peppers, and absent-mindedly touched my eye. Bugger that stings. Don't do that.
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptyWed Mar 22, 2017 3:15 pm

I thought asshole transplants were just a joke.
What's next...hemorrhoid transplants?

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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptyWed Mar 22, 2017 4:25 pm

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I thought asshole transplants were just a joke.
We elected one, didn't we?
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PostSubject: Re: Aaarrrggghhh   Aaarrrggghhh EmptyWed Mar 22, 2017 5:03 pm

The AAA (American Asshole Association) will take umbrage with that connection.
Assholes may be assholes, but there's no reason to insult them that way.
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