Just watching a David Cross stand-up comedy special, and he spouted a line that was so politically-incorrect, so WRONG that it made me laugh.
Let me set this up.
Earlier he had mentioned he was an atheist.
Later he starts talking about gun control, and mass shootings, and how if the NRA's #1 rated congressman had his daughter shot in a school massacre, whether he'd say, "Oh well, freedom isn't free." Poignant question.
Then he turns to the audience and says, "Why is it that we allow -- no wait, why is it that God allows, because God is in control of all this, why is it that God allows so many of our innocent children to be killed in these mass shootings?
Is it because they're sent to Heaven, these poor innocent little 4th and 5th graders, they're sent to heaven to SERVICE the ISIS terrorists who have been promised 72 virgins in Heaven?"
The audience audibly gasped.
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