- NoCoPilot wrote:
- It may technically be "hair" but it ain't naturally-occurring.
Near the end of his life, when chemotherapy had taken its toll, John Wayne visited the
Oxford Union. The students, having enjoyed his visit and being their usual boisterous selves, posed a few questions afterwards. "Mr Wayne, is that real hair on your head?" quoth one brazen soul.
The Duke fixed him with a stare that would have backed down a lion. But he didn't flinch.
"Yes it's real hair!" boomed the Duke. Then more quietly, "It's not mine, but it is real hair".
The crowd roared their approval.
(True story).