Can I Get Prayer Covered By My Insurance?

Can I get prayer covered by my insurance?

Three full time staff members by my bedside
Praying around the clock for my recovery
Another staff of twenty are praying for me back at home
Costs are mounting
This much help is expensive
Can I get prayer covered by my insurance?

They don't know exactly what's wrong with me
The diagnosis is unclear
Maybe doctors could figure it out
But I'm not taking that chance
Meanwhile I've got the big guy upstairs on my case
'Cause I need all the help I can get
Can I get prayer covered by my insurance?

You're not allowed to discriminate
Against my religion (I have rights too)
I pay my premiums every month
And I want to make my own decisions
I can't tell you the billing codes but
Can I get prayer covered by my insurance?

WTF? You been going to Sunday school or something?

Was poking around the netherregions of my iPad and came across some lyrics I wrote several years ago.

Didn't even remember writing them.

Do you remember what you were smoking>

Salmon, probably.

Tasty, but hard to roll. And soaks through the paper.

This one's even weirder.

Quote :

Watch that thing evolve

At eight-thirty, the phone got a tug to displace the bug
Uncountable Indians with serrated cylinders
And billions of Brazilians sat in repose
While Pascal cleared a spot on his calendar

Monty began to examine his plan
With the thought that he might find
A much better investor than the man
Without so much to invest in the plot (in the plot)

After the disaster we'll make plans
To invest, we'll test the waters
We'll watch that thing evolve
Our portfolios will define us (define us)

Plenty of haggard ship captains will
Rely on the bells to define us
Rely on hell as a matter of course
To define the borderline between the placid and the indefinable

I wouldn't want to be the last sea captain
Any more than I'd like to eat the last sea lion
But I'll bet you could find a suitable kind
That would evolve without defining us

So make with me a pact of understanding
An agreement, a compact, a memorandum
Of understanding -- together we'll take over
The world and bring it to its knees (bring it to its knees)