Bugs For Bernie

Caught a picture of this moth wearing a tiny Bernie wig.
Clinton may have taken New York, but the buzz is that Bernie will capture the insect vote.

"The buzz is..." I see what you did there.

I didn't know that moths had hair. That seems wrong.

What, you think premature balding is the norm?

At least it's not a combover.

Perhaps the moth actually is bald. Maybe he's too far gone for a comb over. That really does look like a wig.

I googled "moth wigs" but didn't come up with anything.

Do you realize that if Bernie Sanders wins, it will be the first time that a Jewish family moved into public housing that was left vacant by a black family?

When Hillary wins, it'll be the first woman president, the first presidential spouse to win, the first time an ex-president occupies the House without winning office, and the start of a two-decade-long dynasty that'll see Chelsea running against Jenna in 2024.

Got a picture of him without the wig. The damn thing is bald.