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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:31 am

I don't understand what's funny about this one.

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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:48 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:09 am

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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria - at a mental hospital.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:44 am

Car Talk Lame Joke of the Week

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the NPR weather report in Minneapolis. "There will be three to five inches of snow today so the plows will be out. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street."

Ole gets up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, OK."

The next morning again they're both sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecaster says, "There will be eight to ten inches of snow today so the plows will be out again. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street."

Ole sets his coffee down and says, "Jeez, OK."

Next morning, there they are with their cups of coffee and the weather forecaster says, "There will be another six to eight inches of snow today and ..." and the power went out.

He turns to Lena and says, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"

"Aw hon," Lena replies, "ya know ya could just leave the car in the garage."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:53 am

Three Scots and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scots buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Aussies.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Scots.

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats, but all three Scots cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie.

"Watch and learn," answers a Scot.

When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the three Scots cram into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says:

"Ticket please."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:26 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes    Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:31 pm

In golf, the truth is in the putting.
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