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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:54 pm

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Chase will never ask for any information.  'Re-confirmed' or otherwise.
She meant they won't ask for this info on the internet. No legitimate bank will.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:06 pm

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Lisa wrote:
Chase will never ask for any information.  'Re-confirmed' or otherwise.
She meant they won't ask for this info on the internet. No legitimate bank will.
Yes, that's what I meant.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:05 pm

Well when I said the morons at Chase were not above posting that email, I was being morally honest and hyperbolic at the same time. I would hope Chase wouldn't do that.

But I could totally see them doing it.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:56 pm

Despicable.
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I am sgt.Kimberly D Hickmond, a sgt in the US Army, presently serving in the
Military with the 3rd Infantry Division
Peace keeping force currently redeployed from Iraq.

We were moved to Yemen from Iraq as the last batch ,and i really need your help
in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has
just arrived in United States soil from Yemen.
I hope you can be trusted?You will be rewarded handsomely if you could help me
secure the funds until I am done with my tour od duty here. If you can be
trusted,
i will explain further when i get a response from you,
God Bless you & God Bless America.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:24 pm

1. My name is not Richard
2. Um, really??
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:42 am

Yikes, that Christian Mingle thing was not a fluke.  I'm being FLOODED with spam from the site.  One of my co-workers must have signed me up as a practical joke.

Maybe he found the open tuna can I left in his desk drawer two weeks ago.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:29 am

"It is the wish of God"? Don't Muslims usually refer to it as "Allah"?
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FROM: Husam Al Sayed.
EMAIL: (EmiratesNBD.shbranch@worker.com)

Hello [your name here]
I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with this last name [your name here], so when I saw you online, I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr. Husam Al Sayed, the General Manager Human Resources of Emirates NBD here in U.A.E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.

One Late Peter [your name here], a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with our bank in 2005 for 108 calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million United State Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was last 22nd of January 2013. Sadly Peter was among the death victims in the May 27 2006 Earthquake disaster in Java, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. our bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Peter should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Peter is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen.

That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and our bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address,(EmiratesNBD.shbranch@worker.com)
We can as well discuss this on phone; Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication.

Husam Al Sayed.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:25 pm

Why I stopped using PayPal:
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:32 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
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附件资料请审阅!

I couldn't have said it better myself.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:37 am

This went on for 6 or 8 paragraphs, but the first one gives you the tone. All typos etc in the original.

Good day Sir/Ma,

I wish to intimate you with a request that would be of immense Benefit to both of us. I am Citizen of the United State of America and i work within the IRS Section of the US Treasury. I would love to Introduce myself but i don't really know to whom i am writing this email to. So, my identity will be left unknown until i am sure you will be willing and ready to undergo this awesome opportunity with me.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:05 pm

The "Great and Powerful Oz"?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:29 am

Because we ALL want to fight cuber crime.
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Attention:Unpaid fund Beneficiary

I am sorry for my late response towards your unpaid fund which Dr. Kahn placed
it ONHOLD when he was on sit before his resignation.

Firstly we introduce this commission, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF), we
fight cuber crime, Internet fraud, scam and money laundering in any part of the
world, Our commission has been in existences since 2002 and our duty is to stop
internet fraud. We have over 7,500 of them in our jails around Africa and we are
still looking for these internet fraudsters and we are aware that a lot of
foreigners have been deceived and huge amount of money has also been lost to
this fraudsters after promising you percentages in their letters for you to help
them move funds and they will end up demanding for money from you and in return
you will get nothing.

The Leaders of the Africa Crime fighters, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) has
come together to inform the world what is going on now and we have recovered
over $422 Million Dollars (Four Hundred and Twenty two Million Dollars) from the
people we have apprehended. The reason we are writing you this letter is because
your name was given to us by one of the fraudsters in our detention room after
serious investigation and our aim is to refund all lost fund to its legitimate
owner.

However, It is my pleasure to inform you that i have your file on my desk as the
new appointed IMF director and i will look forward to hearing from you soon for
further question and information before releasing your fund to your designated
bank account.

You can know more about me here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Lagarde

I wish you and your family wondeful new year.

Your's Faithfully,

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:40 am

WTF?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:11 am

The first paragraph was invisible, white text on a white background. Maybe that helps it get past spam filters, since the message APPEARS to have content?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:56 pm

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WTF?
I assume the first part is like keywords for search engines. But that only makes sense if they're on a webpage (and hidden). And they mostly seem designed to get the NSA interested. Bizarre.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:33 am

Gimme dat orphanage money!!!
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Dear Beloved,
This letter might surprise you, Please don't ignore it this time as I
am writing this letter to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great
sorrow in my heart because i only have few months to live according to
my Doctor.Base on this predicament, I have now decided to spread all
my wealth,to contribute mainly to the development of charity in your
country. Please i need a reliable person who will use the Money( $2.5
million dollars) to build orphanage home or charity organization.
Please reply me for more details.

God be with you
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:55 am

Cool, a Concorde victim. But, it was 14 years ago?
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Dear Friend,

I know you will be surprise to read my email I got your contact from your Country email domain Directory, apart from being surprise you may be skeptical to reply back to me because based on what is going on in the internet world one has to be very careful  because a lot of scammer are out there to scam innocent citizen and this has made it very difficult for people to believe anything that comes through the internet but this is a different case.

lf you willing to show me your Trust and Honestly i think i will be able to work with you. To make this clear to you i will cover the expense from my side before the funds leaves to your country.

I am Lee Chan Liu. An Attorney  at  law based in Spain,  am a solicitor to Mr Kurt Kahle a German who owned a private business school and also a German property magnate  who died in AF4590 crash since 2000 along side with his entire family (with his 37-year-old wife and son Michael).


Please See this site yourself before we proceed,


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm


I decided to contact you purely on the personal conviction of trust and confidence to assist in distributing the funds left behind by my client.  which I helped him to deposit in a leading Finance Company here in Spain  Since he is no longer alive at the time of depositing the money the finance company was not aware that the consignment contain money. Being his attorney here, The finance company has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or beneficiary to the consignment, otherwise the consignment would be CONFISCATED since nobody has come forward to lay claims on the consignment. since his death My search for his relative was not successful and My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as a relative/next-of-kin and beneficiary of my client.


So that the consignment can be deliver  to you and we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be handed by me, All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.


This transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential,I assure you that this is a risk-free business.A swift acknowledgement of the receipt of this mail would be appreciated, while I await your prompt response.


Please contact me to indicate your interest.


Sincere Regards,
Chan Lee liu. (Attorney at Law)
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:13 am

Kurt Kahle was a real victim of AF4590.  And he's been used in scams before.
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Fun With Nigerian Scammers #12 - "Next of Kin"


From: "MR. SAMBOGA MOSEKO"
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Date: Oct. 15, 2013
Subject: KINDLY READ AND RESPONSE

FROM: MR. SAMBOGA MOSEKO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT
CAPITEC BANK SOUTH AFRICA
(CAPITEC)ANNEX JOHANNESBURG.
Private Email: smoseko@gmail.com

Dear Friend,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise; however, it's just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession with the (CAPITEC BANK) South Africa and currently holding a post as the Director of Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($18.5million) originally owned by one of my bank clients Mr. Kurt Kahle who died along with his entire family on 31 July 2000 in a plane crash. You can confirm genuinely the deceaseds death by logging into this web site http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Meanwhile the whole arrangements and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the bona-fide next of kin to the deceased will be forward to you upon your acceptance, information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60% for me and 30% for you, while 10% will be mapped out for expenses if you agree to my proposal.

Please, you have been advised to keep this as top secret as I am still in
service and intend to retire from active service after I conclude this deal with you. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm that the money is in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to the percentages previously indicated above and for further investment, either in your country or any other country you may advice me to invest in. All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your willingness to assist and be fully involved in this deal.

Furthermore please contact me through my private Email Address:
smoseko@gmail.com above for more information

Best Regard
Mr,Samboga Moseko



On Wed, Oct 16, 2013 at 9:15 AM, luca belloiu <lucabelloiu@hotmail.com> wrote:

Subj: Money?


Hi Samboga,

So sorry to hear about your friend Kurt. Plane crashes are the worst. I understand you are looking for a foreign partner? I can be that partner for you. I can be many things in fact for I am a trained thespian, a veritable chameleon if you will. Why just this Summer my portrayal of Senator Joseph McCarthy in Richard Castle’s “Fightin’ Joe Hammers Another One” garnered rave reviews. Michael Musto from the Village Voice called it a tour de force.

So let me know what the next step will be so we can get me that money.

Thank you,

Rudolfo St. James
Star of stage and screen
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On Oct 16, 2013, at 10:10 AM, "samboga moseko" <smoseko@gmail.com> wrote:RE: Money?


Attention:Partner

Thank you for your response to my proposal. I must say that I am indeed happy to hear from you. Knowing now that you are ready and willing to go all the way with me till the very successful end of this transaction, I will go straight to the point. My proposal to you is self explanatory but the whole point of me contacting you is for you to stand in as the next of kin to the deceased while I provide us with all the necessary paper works to lay claims to the abandoned funds in question.

You will not have to worry about anything because this is a straight forward process and I have all the relevant documents to back up our claim. In doing this I will require that you provide me with the following personal details for me to get started with the necessary ground works. Your full name and surname, physical address, company name and address, direct contact phone numbers, fax number if any, a valid identification document, ( ID card, Pass Port copy or a copy of your Drivers License will do) and your nationality.

With this information I can get started but if you have any more information which you think can be of help or useful to me, I will not mind if you also let me have them. Thank you once again and I will be looking forward to hear from you.

Regards
Mr,Samboga Moseko


From: Luca Belloiu
10/17/13

To: samboga moseko

Dear Sbarro,


This all sounds so covert and exciting. I'm completely ready to go all the way with you on this transaction. I have immersed myself fully for the role of Kurt Kahle’s  "Next of Kin".

In fact just tonight I have been watching "Next of Kin" starring the great Patrick Swayze in preparation.

My information is as follows:

My stage name is Rodolfo Leander St. James but my real name is Ira Goldfarb. I am a Method actor who is versed in swordplay and tumbling. I have been called the Jewish Kirk Cameron by my high school newspaper and was awarded the coveted Golden Bugle award for my portrayal of a young Harry Truman in "Lil' Harry Get Your Hat" at the Pineapple Theater in Trenton, New Jersey.

My address is 32 Andover dr., Hollywood, CA 90028.My phone # is 323-447-2319


I am an American citizen and my age range is 25-35. I have hazel eyes and a mischievous smile and walk with gait of an English Lord.

I own many uniforms with ruffles and embroidered finery and I can currently be seen playing Eleanor Roosevelt in the off-off-off Broadway production of "Ain't She a Fine Lady" directed by Chow Yun Fat.

Please let me know how we can proceed as I'm getting into my "zone"


Yours,
R. St. James
Star of stage and screen

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Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 01:40:25 -0700
Subject: Re: Money? CONTACT THE BANK AND KEEP ME POSTED

From: smoseko@gmail.com
To: lucabelloiu@hotmail.com

Attention:Ira Goldfarb.


I am pleased to inform you that I got an insight that the payment committee
has approved 6 outgoing funds for payment this week.

This email contains some vital information about Mr. Kurt Khale, and also the
contact details of the international remittance department, you can contact
them either by email or fax to request for the immediate transfer of your
funds late relative estate amounting to US$18.5 Million into your overseas
account.

Just tell them that you are the beneficiary / next of kin to your late
relative Mr. Kurt Kahle. I have already filled in all your information into
the bank database as the beneficiary/next of kin to inherit the late Mr.Kurt
Khale’s funds as such I do not think you will have any problem when you
communicate with them.

You can send them a fax or email and below are the vital information's you
have to know about the late Mr. Kurt Khale

Full Names: Mr. Kurt Khale
Address: Camillo-Schumann-Str.22 01824 Königstein
Frankfurt Germany.
Marital Status: Married until his death.
Religion: Christian
Nationality: German / American.
Occupation: Entrepreneur, School Owner and property Magnate
Age. Until his death he was 51 years.

I think this is all you need to know, since your name is already in the system
as the beneficiary /next of kin to inherit the total sum. You might not be
asked any questions. I will advise you contact the bank between 9 am to 5pm
South African time.
The name and contact Tel/fax numbers of the Manager are stated below.

Name:Mr.Phillip Makoto
Head of operations
International Remittance Dept.
Capitec Bank, South Africa.
Tel: +27 60 454 8912
Fax: +27 86 505 7856
Email: cpb.co.za@consultant.com
Email: cpbnkfinance@admin.in.th

Regards,
Mr, Samboga Moseko



From: Luca belloiu10/18/13


To: Samboga Moseko

Thank you for the background information on the late Kurt Kahle. I will prepare dilligently to take on this formidable role. If you have any pictures of Kurt you can send me that will help immensely. Also if he had any tics or favorite types of foods that will also help in my preperation. I imagine the late Mr. Kahle as this benevolent leader who single-handedly revitalized a sleepy African village into the industrial power it is today. A sort of rags to riches story where Kurt was raised as an orphan by the local apothecarist only to learn the intricacies of international finance from a magical textbook left behind by a Christian missionary. He soon rises to prominence by starting the countries first steel mill and cash for gold outlets.

I have an old peacoat and alligator skin valise that I think will work well for the role of Kurt Kahle’s enterprising younger brother. I have been walking around to local office buildings as well and asking the front desks if I have received any mail, just so I can get in the head of Kurt. He seems like a guy who gets a lot of mail and is deferred to regularly (before he died in that plane crash of course). Just a couple more questions however. Was Kurt a good man? A fair man? Did he have concubines and did he pee sitting down? All pertinent questions for what I'm going for here. I'll let you think about that and in the meantime I will shoot over an email to the bank. Thanks again Samosa.

Yours,

R. St. James
Star.



    Subj: Overseas account transfer‏

To: cpbnkfinance@admin.in.th

From: Luca Belloiu

10/18/13

Good evening banker,

My name is Rodolfo St. James. I am the brother of Kurt Kahle. Like Kurt I am a respected businessman: Internationally known, nationally respected and locally accepted. I own many cars, watches and furs and can sometimes be seen directing my minions with a golden scepter bequeathed to me by Kurt himself. I also look like Shabba Ranks.

I write to you today to inquire about Kurt's life savings of $18.5 million. As his Next of Kin I am entitled to this money so please hit the proper keys on your keyboard to release it to me at once. My associate, Mr. Moseko, has already filled in the proper information. Please let me know when you have sent me my money and I promise not to envelop you with my wrath…. The Kahle wrath.

Yours,

Rodolfo St. James
Respected Businessman and younger brother of Kurt



On Oct 21, 2013, at 5:09 AM, "Capitec Bnk" <cpbnkfinance@admin.in.th> wrote:
Re: Overseas account transfer
Attn Mr.James,


Your email was acknowledged, we are currently verifying your application we shall get back to you as soon as we are done with our verification.


Thanks..

    Subj: Money transfer‏From: luca belloiu
10/22/13
To: Capitec Bnk


Good evening once again,

Rudolfo here. I really do hope I am not being a nuisance but I actually needed this money rather quickly. I'm sure you good folks are all sorts of busy but you see I know Samoga Moseko and he assured me that you guys have all the correct information.


Now I've been waiting patiently and I've even checked to make sure there are no national holidays over there in which you may have been closed so I will overlook this if you can go ahead and wire me over that money. I need new headshots so if you can get that to me before Thursday that would be great. Between me and you I'm renting out a LensCrafters in Burbank and I'm filling it with mayonnaise and body glitter and I'm gonna do a fun winter wonderland type of shoot. Hit me back.

- Simply Rodolfo
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:34 pm

Those dang RED DISCS and the Nigerian Mafia.
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I am Miss.Grace Okeke a Computer IT with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they let you spend money unnecessarily.

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after i made the transfer, I will be seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.

The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested.

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:58 pm

Damn, I won the lotto.

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Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your location,

I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $950,000USD (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).

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However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:01 pm

I hope there's enough money in my lotto winnings to save my house. I've been getting these every day for a few weeeks.

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Enclosed is the detailed statement of the bank.

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Boy, I hope I don't get into trouble for not responding to these.
I haven't opened the attachments to these emails. I hope it wasn't something important.
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