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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:51 pm

Wow. Better than a fortune cookie...

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Hello,
Am the Auditor General from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China
(ICBC). And I have a business proposal which concerns the transfer of a
large sum of money into a foreign account, with your assistance as a
foreigner, acting as beneficiary to the funds. Everything about this
transaction shall be legally done without any problem. Please endeavour to
observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. If you are
interested, mail back, through my private Email address written below, and
I shall give you more details, as soon as I receive your positive
response.
Private Email: jli676@yahoo.com.hk
Kind Regards,
Li Jun

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:13 pm

I KNEW he was up to no good!
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Attention:
You have been selected to receive 100,000GBP from OBAMA Secret Fund donations in
conjunction with Asia Commercial Bank.
Fill out the below information and send email to: acbintemailly@zing.vn
* Names:
* Address:
* State:
* Country:
* Telephone number:
* Age:
* Gender:
* Occupation:
* Date of Birth:
* Email:
This will enable the concerned department to process and dispatch your allotted
amount.
Management
OBAMA/ACB
Email: acbintemailly@zing.vn
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:14 pm

"We feel deeply sorry for it."


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Dear Sir or Madam,



How are you!



I am Emily Yao from a Chinese factory, which is professional in Titanium, titanium alloys and other nonferrous metal productions. Our factory located in Baoji, which is famous as “City of Titanium”.



If the email bothers you, we feel deeply sorry for it.



We have Titanium sheet, bar, ingot, tube, rod, disc, strip and other shape production as your drawing.



If you have any interest in it, please clarify the grade you need, your size, quantity and other requirement, we are sure to provide best price and quality.



Have a nice day!







Best Regards,

 Emily Yao

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Company name: Baoji Dowell Titanium Industry Co., Limited

Company Address: No. 55 Baotai Road, Baoji, Shanxi Province,721013, China
Tel: +86-571-87425955   88366460
Fax: +86-571-87425665   88366440
Mobile: +86-139 5714 5940
E-mail:Emily.yao@dowellmetal.com

        support@dowellmetal.com
Skype: Dowellmetal

Website: www.dowellmetal.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/dowellmetal
Twitter: @DowellMetal
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:11 pm

As usual, the only thought that sprang to mind was "what sort of idiot falls for shit like this?".


Your Annually Account Update Alert From Chase

Dear Chase OnlineSM Customer:

A message regarding "This is an Alert to help manage and update your account" as part of our ongoing effort to protect your account and our relationship. Our utmost concern is the security of our online banking users. Therefore, We're currently working on our website. As a result, some of your Checkings, Savings and credit card account details are temporarily unavailable online. In this effect, we do proper verification on all transactions done on our secured online banking servers.

You will not be able to use your online account unless you re-activate your online activity but in order to do so,you will have to confirm your details by Logging on to your account to complete the verification process set out for you before we can retrieve your online access.


Verification process:

1- Download the attached document and open it in a browser window.

2- Once opened, you will be asked to follow a set of instructions.

We are indeed sorry for any inconveniences this might have caused you, but also remember that as a Chase Bank customer, your security remains our greatest priority.

The message will be available in your Secure Message Center until 03/12/2014.

Thank you for being a valued Chase customer

ABOUT THIS MESSAGE
If you want to contact Chase, please do not reply to this message, but instead go to www.chase.com. For faster service, please enroll or log in to your account. Replies to this message will not be read or responded to.

Your personal information is protected by advanced technology. For more detailed security information, view our Online Privacy Notice. To request in writing: Chase Privacy Operations, P.O. Box 659752, San Antonio, TX 78265-9752.

Sincerely,
Jennifer Myhre
Senior Vice President
Chase Consumer Banking

JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:27 am

NatWest again -- too bad their English isn't any better than last time.
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NatWest Card service to you


Recent transaction on your credit card has not been authorised


your credit card statement has been attached securely


View attached file to proceed
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:12 am

Shortest one ever.
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From: Dr. James Cross
To: You
Subject: Dr. James Cross

Dr. James Cross

Enclosure: Dr._James_Cross.doc
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:18 am

I believe I have mentioned before that my NoScript add-on to Firefox lists all of the scripts/cookies/redirects each website attempts. I looked at a news article at The Telegraph U.K. this morning and was wowed by the sheer volume of spam/tracking attached to an innocuous news article about Mars rocks:
* Google-analytics.com
* Outbrain.com
* Disqus.com
* Webtrendslive.com
* Chartbeat.com
* Maxymiser.net
* Imrworldwide.com
* Skimresources.com
* Wonderloop.net
* Ooyala.com
* Quantserve.com
* Googlesyndication.com
* Revsci.net
* D3c3cq33003psk.cloudfront.net
* Nmcdn.us
* Inskinmedia.com
* Gigya.com
* Scorecardresearch.com
* Doubleclick.net
* Telegraph.co.uk
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:04 pm

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ESPANYOL LOTTERY AWARD.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS.
CALLE PIVON Y SANCHEZ NO 8 2B.
28014, MADRID, SPAIN.
------------------------------------------
REF NO: EJk /2551256004/14
BATCH NO: 014/50013ALSP
EMAIL ADDRESS : informmdept@aim.com


Attn:Beneficiary


We are pleased to inform you of the release of the results of the ESPANYOL
LOTTERY/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 5TH OF JANUARY 2014.Due to mix up of
numbers and addresses, the result were released on the 27TH OF JANUARY 2014.Your
e-mail address was attached to ticket number 90622089237-067 with serial number
169-470 drew lucky numbers 9-24-06-18-05-26, which consequently won in the 2nd
category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
500,000.00(Euros)(Five Hundred thousand Euros only).

Your fund is now deposited with a security company insured in your name. we ask
that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted to your nominated account, as this is a part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of
this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
25,000 names from America , Asia, Africa, Europe, Canada and New Zealand as part
of our international promotion program. This promotional program takes place
every year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like King Of
Spain, Movistar Inc,San Miguel beers and other corporate organizations.

This is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide.We look
forward to your active participation in our next year 50 million euros slot.

You are requested to contact our Lottery Agent(ALLIANZ SEGUROS SA) below to
assist you with your winnings and subsequent payments. All winnings must be
claimed not later than one month after the date of this notice. The deadline for
this notice is the 30TH of MARCH 2014. Non-compliance within this time period
may result in disqualification and insured prize returned to the MINISTERIO DE
ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed winning funds.

Furthermore,should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as
possible.Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
*Beneficiary Full name--------------------
*Address:---------------------------------
*City/State:------------------------------
*Nationality:-----------------------------
*Country Of Residence:--------------------
*Sex:-------------------------------------
*Email Address: --------------------------
*Tel: ------------------------------------
*Fax:-------------------------------------
*Occupation:------------------------------
*Ticket Number----------------------------
*Serial Number----------------------------
*REF NO-----------------------------------
*BATCH NO---------------------------------
*Age: ------------------------------------
*AMOUNT WON:------------------------------
*Mode Of Payment--------------------------

ALLIANZ SEGUROS SA AGENCY FOR ELGORDO ESPANYOL LOTTERY.

CONTACT PERSON:Mr Sirine Cesar
EMAIL ADDRESS: informmdept@aim.com
Tel/Fax:+ 34 632 913 743



Sincerely yours,

MRS MARIA LOPEZ DANIEL.
(LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:08 pm

Wow. Congratulations, NoCo. You must be one of the luckiest people in the world; you win a lot of stuff.  Very Happy 
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:10 pm

Yeah. And to think, I didn't even enter.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:15 pm

Just further proof of how incredibly lucky you are!
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:48 am

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Google Docs File Delivery Notification:

You've got a file named Invoice.pdf, (19 kb) waiting to be downloaded at Google Docs.

You can use the following link below to redirect to our secured document portal to sign in and retreive your file.

Get file

The file will be available for a limited time only.

Thank you,

docs.google.com - Google's free web-based word processor,

spreadsheet, and presentation application.

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Please do not reply to this email. This auto-mailbox is not

monitored and you will not receive a response.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:23 am

Fat fucking chance.
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URENT PAYMENT
Mr.Jude to you
please confirm yiur new account detauils as submitted by your representatives,PLEASE VIEW ATTACHMENT FORYOUR PAYMENT DETAILS.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:27 am

Enticing! Because every person who commits graft is looking for an anonymous donor to give the money to, right?
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I am sorry for contacting you through this medium without any previous
notice. I am a senior staff with Nigeria National Petroleum
Corporation, (NNPC). My colleagues and I intentionally over-invoiced
a contract award to the tune of $10.5m USD
All arrangements have been concluded on how to transfer this fund into a safe
foreign account
after the original contractor has been fully paid. PLEASE VIEW ATTACHMENT FOR
DETAILS
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:18 am

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My Name is  Gregory Euclide, A United States citizen who resides in
Chester, PA. I  am an art gallery owner, and at this time of the
year, its  exceedingly a busy time for me, and I find myself constantly
travelling out of  the Country for exhibitions, auctions, deliveries et
all as such that I sort the  services of a Personal Assistant to handle my
business errands for the time being.

I do not require that you resume to an office, leave your current
employment  or evacuate your convenience. Wherever you reside
In the United States does not affect your application for this position.

I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his
or her spare time.

Here are list of responsibilities that I would require you bear on my
behalf:

1: Receive payments made for my art works and process them on my behalf

2: Receive my mail and drop them off at the post office or shipping
center. All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.

3: Sit for delivery at home or pick up items at a post office near you
at your convenience.

When you get my mail or receive packages on my behalf you are free to
open them to check contents in order to guarantee your trust and confidence
In  me.

The contents of the mail and the packages are specifically art
materials and paintings as well as personal letters. No heavy packages
are involved.

If you decide to accept this position or you are able to offer me any
of the responsibilities I have listed above, Please provide me with the
following details


Full Name:
Full Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone No:
Cell No:
Age:
Work Status:
Email address:


EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:

A. Being honest and trustworthy.
B. Ability to work 15 to 20 hours a month
C Ability to check your EMAIL 3 to 5 times daily.

REMUNERATION:

$500 Weekly.

Please note that this job DOES NOT require any financial obligation of
any sort from you as I would be responsible for all expenses. I also would
have loved to meet you in person for now,but am out of the country to Australia
for the time being and wont be back until Feb 27th.

I look forward to hearing from you.


PS: Please specify the maximum amount you can process through your bank. (VERY
IMPRTANT)

Regards,
Gregory Euclide
Last time this spam was from Rev. Chris Green and his NOT A BAD OFFER. I guess he was defrocked and had to change his name and state of residence. Uh-oh, those are not good signs.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:25 am

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I do not require that you... evacuate your convenience.

Good thing about that.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:32 am

Heh, reminds me of a VERY BAD WORD CHOICE on a broadcast e-mail we got this week at the hospital where I work. The e-mail warned us that the press might be carrying a story about us, and that we've already taken steps to correct the error. It seems some specialized piece of equipment used in colonoscopies was discovered to have been improperly sterilized afterward. Our COO said that "up to 300 patients may have been impacted."

Ouch.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:48 am

Good thing the hospital is willing to get behind that.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:14 pm

Having had occasion in the past couple of months to deal extensively with Chase Bank on setting myself up as a POA for my 94-yo aunt, I can report the following is quite believable as coming from these morons.
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Chase.com
From the Desk Of:
Mrs.Vivian Nasim CEO
JP Morgan Chase Bank
270 Park Ave. New York City 10017
Date: 12 / 02 / 2014

Legitimate Entitled Owner Of: Usd$5,000.000.00

RE: ABSOLUTE LEGAL CERTIFICATION: FINAL CONFIRMABLE REMITTANCE

Attn:xxxx@xxx.com

You will have to re-confirm your full information which will be used to set up
the account on your name here in the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York ok

Below is the Site of Our Bank Chase bank ,also you need to login with your email
address .

Click Here and sign in:(view login)


NOTE: THAT ALL PAYMENT HAS BEEN DONE ON YOUR BEHALF ALL WANT YOU NEED TO DO IS TO LOGIN WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND PASSWORD.ON THE WEBSITE OF THE BANK TO MAKE YOUR TRANSFER

Thanks for your Co-operation.


Best Regards.

Mrs.Vivian Nasim CEO
JP Morgan Chase Bank
270 Park Ave. New York City 10017
Direct Tele: Number: +13477228906
Fax 630-733-6138
Customer careline: +14122084356
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:58 pm

From the Ohio Second District Court of Appeals:
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Pretrial notice

Hereby we confirm that your complaint has been received together with enclosures dated January 30, 2014.
The complaint will be reviewed in court in the nearest possible time based on the documents and information
you have previously provided. You do not have to be present at trial in person if the Court does not suggest
otherwise.

Please use this link to check your complaint once again and confirm it. If we do not get your confirmation
the claim will be cancelled.

You will be further notified without delay of any judgement delivered in regard to your complaint.

Sincerely,
Court secretary
Funny,you'd think I'd remember filing a complaint.

The best part is the (hidden) return address: court_secretary@grand-auto-salon.sakura.ne.jp
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:55 pm

NoCo, you get some really neat shit in your email. I'm envious.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:13 pm

Oh yeah it's a fucking circus.  Never ends.

And I only post the most interesting ones. I get probably a hundred boring ones for every one I post.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:41 pm

Combating pollution by... polluting??? By choking marine mammals?
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"Hello from Haida Gwaii"

Walking down their favourite beach, Sian and Allan were not thinking of oil spills until they found a bright yellow drift card and its message, This could be oil. What makes Sian and Allen's find so interesting is the fact they live on Haida Gwaii - over 1,000 km from where the card was dropped. Suddenly they too were "directly affected" by an oil spill in the Salish Sea.

"Directly affected" is a new term used by the National Energy Board to screen public participation in their review of Kinder Morgan’s proposed Trans Mountain tar sands pipeline expansion. To help communities that live in and around the Salish Sea apply, Raincoast's Misty MacDuffee and Ross Dixon spent 10 days in ferries, boats and Gulf Island community halls engaging residents. They were welcomed by "raging grannies" and inspired by people's passion for the coast. By Wednesday's deadline, over 2,100 individuals and organizations had applied!

The drift card drop is one component of Raincoast's efforts to highlight what's at risk from dramatic increase in oil tanker traffic that will accompany Kinder Morgan's proposal. Most recently, we have dropped cards at Kinder Morgan’s modeled accident location near Turn Pt. in Haro Strait to see how their projections compare with our findings.

We're asking you to support the next stage of our drift card study. We need to secure $5,000 by April. Our costs include the cards themselves, vessel time and staff time to verify hundreds of card recoveries and then convert this information into scientific evidence. Our findings will be presented at the Salish Sea Ecosystem Conference in May and then utilized in our work to stop the Trans Mountain expansion.

This Valentines Day - forget chocolates and roses. Show your love for our coast and consider a donation to Raincoast.

www.raincoast.org
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:44 pm

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You will have to re-confirm your full information which will be used to set up
the account on your name here in the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York ok...

Chase will never ask for any information.  'Re-confirmed' or otherwise.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:50 pm

Lisa wrote:
Chase will never ask for any information.  'Re-confirmed' or otherwise.
I don't know. I filled out a POA request form this very morning that asked for my driver's license and social security numbers -- which I can't imagine why they'd need -- then required that my signature be notarized. They already had my name & address as my aunt's co-signer on the account.

Seems like a pretty dick move to me.
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