Spam we never finished reading

Some very odd word choices here.

Quote :

Beneficiary : (Fund Owner)


Dear Sir,

In reference to your inheritance fund which has been forwarded to us
here in England (BARCLAYS BANK) via West African Foreign Remittance
commission, Your fund transfer was reported to have been done through
unexciting banking regulation, based on open tender policy, especially
when it comes to large funds.

In a nut shell, your fund can never again be transferred to you due to
irregularity detected.
In addition to this, after due investigation to this, the bank has in
record, six different bodies coming on behalf of this particular fund
However, since the fund has been marked as series, It is better to let
you understand that unless the bull is been held by the horn, nothing
again can be done.

The only option for now is to divert the attention of the fund to a
created account outside England through telegraphic transfer and have
all the visible documents related to this destroyed and all avenues
closed. This is likely going to attract the attention of the Director
who is surely going to demand for some percentage from the fund.

Based on past experience, the account will be created somewhere
between Arab nation so as to avoid detecting the route. This fund will
then be packaged on physical cash to any available country where you
will receive it on cash as the only means presently safer.
If is acceptable to you, we can discuss on the possibility.


Sincerely,

Mr. Tushar Morzaria.

French spam (I think?)

Quote :

Bonjour,

D'abord je sais que vous me trouverez un peu stupide ou du moins ambiguë
pour cette intrusion dans votre vie. Aussi je suis persuadé que cela peut
éveiller la méfiance ou les soupçons dans la suite de mes paroles
naturellement mais sachiez que tout ceci n'est que la révélation du plan
de Dieu pour vous et moi.

Mais je souhaiterais pour l'amour de Dieu que vous me lisez attentivement
et je pense que par mes paroles vous conviendriez avec moi sur les raisons
du choix porté pour la correspondance.

Je suis tombée sur votre contact lors de mes moments perdus sur le net
parce que c'est le seul canal qui me permet de changer d'idée; tel que
l'indique sur le mail je suis MICHELE JEANNE BOITEUX veuve sans enfant et
Ex-Adjointe au Service des Affaires financières de la Société
Italo-Tunisienne d'Exploitation Pétrolière (SAF/SITEP) d'origine
Britannique.

Aujourd'hui, je suis sous-observation médicale pour le mal dont je souffre
depuis plus de deux (02) ans et selon les investigations médicales par mon
Docteur je ne vivrais pas encore longtemps parce qu’il y aurait une
saturation de cette maladie dans plusieurs parties de mon corps.

Actuellement, j'ai épuisé toutes mes épargnes (assurance maladie) pour mes
soins médicaux. Mais je dispose néanmoins d’une mallette contenant une
importante somme de 786.472 € destinés à mon projet d'œuvres caritatives,
ces fonds sont enregistrés sur un compte classé/fixe et bloqué au sein au
sein d’une institution financière locale spécialisée dans la consignation
Gardiennage.

J’envisage de faire cette œuvre de charité dont les buts et les objectifs
sont entre autres d’assister vivement les individus et les organisations
de par le monde à travers des aides pour l’éducation, le développement
économique et la protection de l’environnement ;de soutenir les
organisations qui s’intéressent aux problèmes d’ordre social, économique
et environnemental et divers projets humanitaires ou d'établissement d'une
fondation de bienfaisance en ma mémoire dans votre pays ou autres grâce
aux dons et financements ; d’informer, d’éduquer et de sensibiliser les
populations en vue de limiter la propagation du VIH/SIDA et surtout de
l'épidémie à virus EBOLA, de soutenir et de défendre les causes de ceux
qui sont déjà infectés et affectés par cette pandémie du siècle; de
promouvoir le Bien-être de l’Humanité à travers le renforcement des
capacités des organisations charitables afin de leur permettre d’élaborer
et d’exécuter des programmes fiables.

Consciente de cette lourde responsabilité, je voudrais solliciter votre
modeste personne à devenir mon futur légataire (donataire).Mon souci le
plus ardent est d'aider des personnes en situation critique aussi Le feu
Philippe LEROY, Prêtre diocésain, décédé le 28 février 2013, dans sa 74
ème année, m'a rendue visite le 13 juin 2012. C'est après mes confessions
que, Feu Philippe LEROY m'a aussi conseillé de faire Dons de Charité de
cette fortune.

Ainsi je ne souhaiterais pas que cet argent reste bloqué à la banque et
profite finalement aux propres intérêts de ces dirigeants corrompus au
pouvoir.

Il serait sympathique et glorifié que vous souscrivez un engagement
bénévole pour la concrétisation de mon projet, et si ce dernier a tout
votre agrément, je voudrais avoir les informations suivantes : Votre nom
et prénoms complets, votre adresse précise et votre contact téléphonique
permanent afin de les transmettre à mon notaire pour qu'ensemble vous
effectuez les démarches de transaction.

J’espère que nous aurons le temps de bien correspondre dans le respect
mutuel, je crois aussi avant toute chose il faut prendre des précautions
pour s'assurer qu'on est en contact avec une personne sérieuse sans
préjuger naturellement de votre intégralité personnelle.

Je préfère que vous me répondez à mon adresse émail privée et personnelle:
michelejeanne.boiteux@laposte.net

Sincèrement votre dévoue.

Que Dieu vous protège...

MICHELE JEANNE BOITEUX

Holy merde.
Have you translated it yet?

No. I read just enough French to have picked up phrases like " la révélation du plan de Dieu pour vous et moi" and "Mais je dispose néanmoins d’une mallette contenant une importante somme de 786.472 € destinés à mon projet d'œuvres caritatives" which leads me to believe the script is the same, just the language is different.

I get quite a bit of Arabic spam these days, which is easy enough to spot. But then this got through to my inbox. Is it Dutch?

Heeft u financiële hulp van welke aard dan nodig?
Persoonlijke Leningen?
Business Leningen?
Hypothecaire leningen?
Landbouw- en projectfinanciering?

We geven lening aan een individu en bedrijf bij 3% rente per jaar. Voor meer informatie, Contact E-mail: infofind4@gmail.com

Yes, it is Dutch.
They are offering to loan you money.

Coincidentally, my wife works for a Dutch-owned bank.

The Dutch have all the vowels missing from Croatia.

The Croation Vowels. Isn't that a soccer team?

I think it's something you get from not eating enough vegetables.

Yes, that can make you inconsonant.

Quote :

Julia Norman
Planning Policy & Implementation Manager
Regeneration and Planning Policy
Eastleigh Borough Council | Eastleigh House | Upper Market Street | Eastleigh | SO50 9YN
Direct Dial 023 8068 8242

eastleigh.gov.uk

@EastleighBC

/eastleighbc
This e-mail is subject to recording and/or monitoring. Any content or attachments are for the person to whom it is addressed, and may be confidential.
If you get it by mistake, please email us back as soon as possible, and then delete it from your system; please do not pass it on to anyone else, or use the information in it.
We do our best to guard against viruses. If you get a virus, we cannot accept liability for any damage.
You should carry out your own virus check before you open attachments.
Eastleigh Borough Council
From: Norman, Julia
Sent: 21 November 2014 15:14
To: Norman, Julia
Subject: Christmas Donation To You Contact (sophierizavas@rogers.com) Info, Please do not ignore, this is the third time trying to reach you. WATCH STORY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3vtrMARXqI


Julia Norman
Planning Policy & Implementation Manager
Regeneration and Planning Policy
Ext: 8242

Ooooh, it sounds so official!

Quote :

This e-mail is subject to recording and/or monitoring.

wtf? They're secretly watching you while you read it?

Here's a spam I never STARTED reading.

Quote :

ਊ㱣敮瑥爾ਊ㱡⁹摱汵祢欠潹湭琠桲敦㴢桴瑰㨯⽡湣砮汯湥汹汥捴畲攮捯洯㝳⵬㥫塬硡㝊煲潆癗⹟樳搭摟潢栭橲慤扡䠭㡱䰶〮ⅸ橬呩婲潮刭㕌ㅵ彳癣䉚砢桱杬晡㸊਼業朠确獮渠瑧敭捲⁷楤瑨㴢㔴〢⁨敩杨琽∵㐰∠扯牤敲㴢〢⁳牣㴢桴瑰㨯⽶灧桰礮汯湥汹汥捴畲攮捯洯㝳⵬㥫塬⽸愷䩱ⅲ潆癗彪㍤ⵤ彯扨⵪牡摢慈ⴸ焯䰶べ彊汵䑯⹮䉹ⵑ晈䑌汷㑃っ㼽浡瑪慹浳睥桪橫∠獷祧放㱢爾ਊ㱡⁥煨捨愠睲灩浫牴牡牰椠桲敦㴢桴瑰㨯⽭瑨慸⹬潮敬祬散瑵牥⹣潭⼷猭氹歘汸愷䩱牯䙶坟樳搭摟潢⹨⵪牡摢慈ⴡ㡱䰶ぷ䠳潦瀯䌰桌㙮婖刳㕴偒灌∠祣海硫扫㸠ਊ㱩浧⁷潭摸⁶畲摡⁢潲摥爽∰∠獲挽≨瑴瀺⼯浩桧瑨睢⹬潮敬祬散瑵牥⹣潭⼷猭氹歘汸愷䩱牯䙶坟樳搭摟潢栮⵪牡摢慈ⴸ煌㘰破䕪儮穵Ⅵ獥䵭⹏眵潊佢㕌儿㵶祥硣睵景正捯浳桴∠湤祭晸㸼扲㸊਀ꂣ왆霢ܷ䞖왓툦㛶웷⎢㙦晦晦掲٦䋗㚗ꙓꌂ玖훓눆욖횆嚖皇䎣ˣͣ盖툣♗᝖霶靆分훷㝂ݶᛧ䚖♖曷♒݆ᚶ雦爆ሆ✦陖戇♗暖坲۶戇䚆刄蛶홗⚖㈇䚆囷➒ږ離݆虒ݶ䜲۶戄眦匣䂧⛷噶苂ܗ嘖雧䋂ۦ왒۷⚖皖신꘦分ሇ㙖왖㝂٦坳눇㝇噆雷圲ؖط圦雷圲ۖ団눆ሆ㛆᜷㈆ܦ嘖䙗✲ضᜆᘦ왒۶悧䚆刄眦噖눆옖嘖癒숇䚆分㛶雦噂ۖ垒숇䚆分蘖⚗䜲۶戇眦靆雦爆ᛦ䈇♖ᙆ雦狂݆虐ꛆ靆圦ᜧ鈆䙖㙗݆零狂ݶ靆蛷坂ݶ霶蚖݆㘗鈆切盷♂۶戆䚗㜦圷ٖ㝀ꚧ圷䚖㙓㍳ꂦ露ږ雦靆囇鈆眦嘗䙗⋢җ䈆露ۆ隶分ሆ㛷ږ㈆✶圧鋂ݶ蚖㚂ض䘖雧㈇䚆切㙖噇ウ蚗㈇ۆᘶ分ئ霧䚂숇ܦ圷㚖숆݆虒ۆ隶厢ؗ㈄ᛆ垆ᛦ䙗∇䚆切㛶Ԇ蚖욗ˀ꘶蚖噢ض蘗☖㝆圢靂ڗ㈇䚆分暗✷䈆眦ᛦ䈆䝗䞒۶戆ᛢږ圧ܦ坆圢݆皗晒چ霰ꏓ폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓폓킧䛲݆虒ܦ噧圶ᛂ۶戄㚇➗㙖露䚆分뚖숆♖雦爆욖癖䈇䛲ܶ囦䈆☖㚲چ露ضᜇ䚗晒삥皆分욖혧㈇囦❗⚖噂۶䚆分뙖䈇㚆勀ꐗ۶웆㌳鎷㈆᝶杖숆囧㚖盧㈆眦ᘶ分蚗㈆蘖イ雦㙖噂چ切䚇♖ᝆ团戳㎓뙂숆ᛦ䈆蚗㈇䚇♖ᝇ㈇ٗ♦퉢㌳鎶䎠ꐖۆ噧䈆蚖툇㛷✦雦爆݆虒ۆ囇鈆㛶᜷䋀ꐗ䈇䚆露숇䚆切㚗♒ٖ혧☖㙖䈇䚆分혖陂ؖ瘖離삤ᛦ䈆皖왇㈆昖霢ж蜧霶ሇ皗䚂ن霷䚖嚗㚂戳㎓뙂ܦភ㈐ꐖچ嘗晗㈆蝖癒ܷ圦癗㈇䛲݆虒݇♖혦욖ܶ蛷♗㎰ꐖԶ㚆㋂Զ㚆숄眦ᙖሆᜢ݆虒ۖᚖꐷ♗䙒戳㎓뜲ڇ囦䜦噂ض靆陗㈇۷圢٦䚂ؖ웂چ圢ܶ㋠ꔶ뚖웂戳㎓뙂ږ䚆分暖皇䈇䚆嚗∆㜦뙖䈆⛷眲݆♖낤ᛦ䈇皆圦刅ؗ❆虖圲숇⛶웂戳㎓뙂݆蜦皂ئᛦ뜲۶戆曆圧㋀ꕶ虗♒ٷ囆枒ֆᛧ䚇圲٦휲ؖ웶݆虒٦陖왇㋠ꓗ鈆✦虗∆㙒숆♖曷♒ۗ鈆䘗露۶戇㚆ᛖ刐ꐦ舆✦ᝦ分離ؗ⛗㋂ؖئ舆ᜇܦ噂ږᜧ䜲䚆ۖ虗∄嘗❆舒ؖؖ웂ޖ分욗暖٦웶㈐ꓷ♆ᚖ㌳鎶䈇䚆分暗✷䈇䛲ݶ蚗⛂݆虒ݶ嚖皇䞒ۆᛦ㙒♒ܶᚖ䋂ؖ܆㙖䈆離ؖ霢݆虒ڦᝦ囆離ܶ囧䋀꒖⛷✦戳㎓뙂٦틂݆虒ۆ᝖皇䙗⋖웷暖نᛖ勠ꈂַٲ̃捵킥䚆分盶䜲숇皗䚂Ҧ勂ؗ㜷囖切䚆嚗∇䚇⛶㈆ٶ䎠ꉧ᝖됶ᛢԆ囆块㉢㌳鎲ܶ٦癗䈆ሇ瘗✦雷≢㌳鎷㈇ؗ❂暖圦㙒٦ܦ囦䚆分✦虗⋖㚆陖朲ه☗爆ᜢ삤왖杂݆虒ܦ阶舆㚆ᜦ雷䋂ؖچ露ا⛷䚆圢ن嘖䋠ꑷ♖ᝂҧ囦㌳鎷㈇㙖왢چᜲئچ圢ݶ嚖皇䈆܆ᚖꔷ癖坂ܶ횖왗㈆ᜦ切䚆雦勂ؖڶ雦䈆囦䙖ᜦ雦爆㚆ᜦ휳낥䚆分虖ᙂܷ䛶٦鞂戳㎓뙂숇䚆切᝖靦圦雦爆왖眲ږᚗ⋀ꒆ切㘖陃ꈆ⛷䚂ڦᝦ囆雧㈆ᝂؖ雧㝆ᛧ䈆曆坳낤∇䚆露ٷ♖ᝂن嘗䚂ۗ圷䈆眦ᘶ刅囇霷㙗㉢㌳鎲چᛦ䋠ꑖ윶勂ܶ雦癖䈇皗䚂ۆ陶蝆숆蘖䜷䈇䚆چ囦㙒ئ噖䚇⛷盢삤離ٖᜧ䚂݆虒ٶ囦圦㈇瘗✦雷∆暗艢㌳鎶䈆蚗㈆䘗❂삢朗囷䎴昗∆虖分♒Цᘶ㚇圲戳㎓눆皖杇㎲ʇ䚆分㚆陖戇♖꛶離戳㎓뙃느ꐖ횖䈇䚆嚗∆暖囆䜲݆虒چᜆ왗㜲چ圦㈆⛆噂Ⴄچ䚖왒چᛦ䈆㘖ᛧ䙖䘗䙒ۗ鈆䛶삥㛶홒ܷؖ㙒ؗ䈆왖᜷䈇ٗ⛖靂݆虒ݶᜢ݆✦嘗䚆勀ꐦᘶ눆朦݆虒݆囧䜲݆虒ܶᝦ➒ݦᜆ∆曆坲چ嘗晖㌳鎷㈇囦䜦㞒ٶ䈇䚆分盶䜲ؗ✦ធ삥皗䚂ٗ᝖ᛂچᛦ䎢ږ䚆圶分垇ۆ噂݆虒٦ᝆ傥䚆圦勂٧⛶툅囇霷㙗㉢㌳鎲ن嘶닂چ露ݦ㙒ݶᜲچ嘗♃ꂤᙶᚖ䈇䚆分蚖皆圷䈇皆㚆ᛆ숇瘖癒݆虒ݶᜣᛦ䈇㜆嘖뜲݆虒ۖᛦ䘗䙒۶戇䚆切㚗♒۶戆盶䜲朗囷䎵陒ݦᛆ阖Շ⛶ꘖ숇皗䚂ؗ䝆囧䚖چ嘗∐ꕆ훷✦戳㎓뜲ۆ陶蝂ʄ蘗㝆切䚆分盆雷圲ۖ邦♗䘖뙒݆虖휶囇晗㈇䛲ܶ왖圂❗䈆⚖䈆離ݶ蚗㜆圧㎢݆虗㙒ܷ圧⛷囦䈇䚆嚗∆㚆陖拀ꐒ܇⚖剢㌳鎷㈆昗囇䜲숆ᛦ䈄鈇皗䚂ܦ嘗㛶ꑦ⚖䜲݆晖숆雧㝇❖㝇㈇䚆囒݆ᜇۇ鎰꒖戇䚆ݶ雇䈇隖囆䈇䛲ٷ♖ᝂЗ䜦陆圲戳㎓눇ܦព圧㋀ꉧ᝖됷圧㙖䈆➒Ж읆蘖嘒숇䛲چ露ݷ☗䚂چ切隖囆䜲삤욗晗㈇䚆圦分ሆ혖ݶ蛲ܶ雦盇鈆䘗♗㈇䛲ٶ∆왗㜲ئ䈄虖㝆숆ᛦ䈇䚆切㛶۶戅䜦삤ሇ雷坆與䚆圦切瘗㈆ᛖ爇䚆切䜦阦圲۶戅䜦삤ؗ❂ܶ切眦坆㚂ا鈆蛷ٗ㈆܆읖圢ۆ噂삤爆ᜢ݆虒ئ噖㚂흇♖勂ؖ݆虒Զ㘖嘖瘗䙗㋀ꔷ䝖ݶ靆與䚆切㛖ᜧ䋂ؖ웂휆ᛧ䚖ݶ靆與䚆切ؖ離삤∆웶圢ض虖㚲ۗ鈆㛶噗㝇㈆݆虒٦낤ᛦ䈆盆ᙆ䙖㌳鎶䈅䜦ݶ靆與㚖皇䈆چ䚖왒ئ웶䛲Ӧ圷䛷∇䚆团Җ䛶홖圲ئ噷団ꂤ☖㚲݆䚆分욖㈇䚆切盷囦䙖䈄眦噖눇♗䚗♖䋀ꐶ왖㝆雦爇㜆윲숆ᛦ䈇㛆᝖皇䙗⚖ؖ웂ؖ웶삤坦团݆䚆切㚆震㈇暖㝆雷圲Շ⛷鈇ݗ✷噗㋀ꔆᝇ⛶㛇圲ط坂݆虒٦랒ܷ䙖囂ؗ瘗鎠ꕆ虒ئ옗Ꙓ۶戆曆ᛖ圲숇䚆分曆᜶舆ؗ⛗㈆ᜇٖᜢ戳㎓뙂阖홖㋂ӷ♗㝆圲숄홖ئ왖䎰ꕆ虒ܶ蛷♒ڗ㈆虖ᜂ戳㎓뙂ݶ靆舆䙖ᝆ苂ؖ݇囗囇䈇♖㈇䚆切㚷鋠ꚶ集윲Ԇ霶ᛦ䙗⋢Ն虒Շ⛶ꘖؗ♒ܦ圇囇㙖䈆݆虒ۆ噧䈇皖누虖㝆ܷ䚖웂ڶ噗ܰ꒖昖霢Ԇ噆ᙗ圲戳㎓눇晗♆ᛧ䈇ؗ㝇圦圲ا♖䋀ꒆ分眦ئ囦嘗䚂݆虒Ն囆ᛖ阖㜆嘗⋠ꔷ嘶舆ᜲۖធ݆嘖㚂숂戳㎓띇瘗㈇㝆集숇䚇鈆✦ᝦ分䙖욖皇䂥皆ᝂ݇⛶㋂۷坂훧囖♗≢㌳鎶䋂ܶ㘗☶切䚆切瘗∆혖雧䘖離Ⴅ䚆分盆嘖횖٦ᛆ㚆零٦옗㚂숇䚆分ꘗ晖욖٦잓낥ٗ✷嘗㚗晒ܷٖ嘶苂ؖ݆虒ۖ切ٗ✷嘗㚗晒ܶ陶蜲삥㚆噂݆螒ܶ䈆䙗眲۶꛷晒戳㎓뜲ږ훖䘖숆垖圲삤嘖㚂ݦᛆ阖ѷ♖㚖ᛢܶ嚗Ꙓچ露ا⛶ᙆ圷䈇㚆陖왃낥䜦戳㎓뜲ٷ♖ᝂن噦囦䙗∇㝆ᛦ䜲ؖ웶ݖ癖䋀ꒆ露ܶ옖㚶团戳㎓뙂چᛦ䈆䙗㙗❇㈇䚆分옖分靂ئ厰ꔦ݆虒ݶ陆分暖囆䜲چ分㘗㝂ؒضᜦ噧囂ݦ陗狀ꐖضᛆ윲چ露ܶ囧㙗㈆朦݆虒ݦ圦癒۶戆䙖ᝆ苠ꐖضᝆ㚂戳㎓뙂ۦ坲٧圧鈆ᝂ݆虒ݦ㙒ن靦雦勠ꓷ圢٧⚖囦䋂۷圢ۆ噂ضؖሆ爆ۖ刐ꓦ坲݆雦牢㌳鎶䈇皗䚂Շ霦阖䞖厢ږ䝗㝂ئ囆삥皆ᝂا囇瘗⚷㈇⚗㚖ئ均癖团ޖؖ٦ᝆ台ꐖ㚆集왗㈇㜆噖䜲٧⛶툇䙖݆䙖숆ᛦ䈇瘗⛗イᝂԷ䚆囦囆᝗㈆曆坲݆虒ݶ嚖皇䞒ܷ䛶삤蚗㈆虖ᝦ囦잒٦툆䙖昖㙖䈇皗䚂ه圷䈆ᛦ䈆盷♒삤꛷晒ن휲ڗ䈆爆҆嘷䛷≢㌳鎷㈆虖웒݆䎰ꕆ虒ܧ囆分ۖ団눇皆分盆鈆露٧⛶툆虖ᝦ团Ⴄ爆욖圲ؒܶᙂضؖ۶戇䚆分䙖ᙃꂤᛦ䈇㚆噗䜲۶戇㛖分훷囧䈆虖ᝧ鈇䛲݆虒܆圲鈆㘖ٖ᜶切䚆囒숆❗䈄鈆흗㝂ن圆웷♓낥䚆坆露۶分훷♒ؗ㘶囦䜲݆虒ئ왗㜲戳㎓뙂ؖ⛶䙗㋀ꔦ噦왖㝆雦爆⛆ឦ分ئ옗Ꙓؖ瘖雧㝂݆虒ܶ뚖圲㝇♗䘶艢㌳鎶䈆曷❆苂ؖٶ᜶艢㌳鎶䈇皗䚂ۖᛧ鈆ሆ瘗ږݶᛦ䈆䈇䚆切暖㝆݇⚗囗ڇ㋂ا坂݆昖웂᝖낥䚇圲ۆ坂ۖ分욖切䚖웂݆虖݆蝗㋂ض웷㙖잒܇♗㜲戳㎓뙂삤離ݦᚖ分ᜦ휲ۦ숆❗䈇ٗ⛖靇㈆蚗㈆朦陖ꓷ∇皗䚂݆虗㙒چᛦ䜲݆虒ط❖囂ܷ䜦切♗ٖ싀ꕆ虖䜦㈇䚆切☖䚖ᛧ䈆❗♆团۶䚆分眦낥䚆分眦嘗䋂݆虒ئ䋂ا鈇䚆㘖㈆䘖雇鈆昖웂삥䚆ᝂچ᝖㈇䚆切晗♆ᛧ䈆盆틂۷∇⛷㞒ئ圣낥皆ᝂ݆雖分ሇ晖噧囂ۖ㝆圢۶戇䚆分혖雠ꔶᝲ݆虒ن霷䜦圷㋂ؖۖ噂݆虒܆圧㈆ᜦꂥ䚇⛷噶舆ᛆ숇䚆切皆霷䛆雦爆䘗❇㈆蚗㈆㛷圧㙒چ分♖㋀ꓖ嘖雧䙗☶✶分۶⛆垒ؖ܇⚖䙒Ⴅ䚆团۲戳㎓뙗∇䚆切㝇嘦⛆切圂݆虒ۖᚖ曆陗㋀ꐗ䈆왖䚂݆虒ܦ靦圢ܦ嘗≢㌳鎶䈆蚗㈆옖嚖䈆虖ᙂ삥䛲ۖ囇䈇䚆分昗䈆ܶ切⚖㚂ܶᘷ⚖暖㙒삤盲숆혗䘶蛆圷㈆盶䙆圷㈒݇⚗囗ڂږ䚆切㚶陗㋀ꐖܷ噆䙖꛷鈆㛶圶噂숆ᛦ䈆횗艢㌳鎶䈆ᙦ朦陶蝂㝶ؗ䈇䚆切㜆嘷䘖㛆勢҆圢ٗ蘶圷㈆ٷ⚖噢ؖۆᛖ囧䘗䚖ᙗ⚖ᛂܶ囖⛆ᛦ㙒숆ᛦ䈆ᛢٖ휇䞒ܶ蘖䙒Ⴅ䚆分㚆ᜦ雷䜲٦霧㝂܇⛶㙖噂숆ሇ㚆雦雦爇䜦ᚖꕆ虒܇❖䙖ܶݶ靆與囦ᝇ䙖雦爆嘗✲蚗㈆蛷✶分㛶휆囆쉢㌳鎶䎲٦嘦雦爆離چ露٦嘗✰ꕶᜦ툇皗䚂݆虒چ圲۶戆㛶噗㝂٦چ露٧⚖囦䎰ꑷ☖㙖杖숆離ۖ零䚇圲숆蚗㈆曶分虒܆욖圲삤∆虗♒ن霶䘖離戳㎓뙂݆虒ڶ雦爆ۖ团݆⚗㙒葔㕄戳㎓딲Ф鈄ᕂՄ葒дᔢӴ戄ᐴ蒔쓄唲➒٦ᝆ分垆㙖噇㋂ؖ݆囗݇㈇䚆切眦ᝆ舆چ嘗晖ꑦ霧㝂݆䚆切ؖ옖㙒ۆ坂݆虒ضᜢ܇⛶㙖噂삠

I seem to be attracting the nutters.

Quote :

Greetings

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I
found you Listed in the Trade Center Chambers of
Commercedirectory  in Iraq,

I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in
business. I only pray at this time that your address is
still valid. I want to solicit your attention to
receive

money on my behalf  in the states or any safe country
you are.

I am Capt. Denning Brown , an officer in the US Army, and
also a West Point Graduate I was serving in the Military
with the 82nd Airborne Division Peace keeping force in
Baghdad,

Iraq.

I  Am now in Afghanistan from Iraq, and I really need
your help in assisting me with

the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has
just  arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be
trusted?

if you can be trusted will explain further when i get
a

response from you.

Waiting for your early reply

Best regards.

Capt Denning Brown

US ARMY

Quote :

Hello Dear: ,

My name are, Barrister.John Koffi, a lawyer in Republic of Benin Republic. Mr.Jorge., was a gold matchant and also my client before his death which was a result of lung cancer.

Now I want to present you as the next of kin, to my late client Bank management so that the money left behind by my late client will immediately transfer to your account through my assistance by presenting you to the bank.

The money value of $7.5Million (Seven million five hundred thousand united states dollars) was deposited in a bank here by my late client, before his Death on 23 November2010.Please mail me back on this my private email address (barrjohn_koffi@yahoo.fr) for more explanation and details.

Best regards,

Barrister John Koffi

I believe this one, yeah.

Quote :

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC




Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $8,500.000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $12,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2018. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx Express which should expire by the end of this month, you will only need to pay $150 instead of $550 saving you $400 So if you pay before the end of this month you save $400 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $150.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 48hours after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $150.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $550 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $550 to $150 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $8,500.000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Agent Daniel Alfred with the information below,

Name: Agent Daniel Alfred
Email: danielalfred2013@gmail.com

You are advised to contact him with the information?'s as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 48 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 48hours after you have made the payment for shipping we the Federal Bureau of Investigation(FBI) will get your funds refund back to you with immediate effect

Yours sincerely,

Chris Swecker
TELEPHONE: (206) 629-2824

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Agent Daniel Alfred of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Two days in a row, I'm getting flooded with Arabic spam.Quite a bit is even making it into the inbox, which is really annoying. Anybody else noticing this?

Not here. Have you translated it? Maybe it's jehadi stuff.

I don't have an Arabic-English translator.

Google.

It's not every day, but probably 5 out of 7, I'm still getting a couple of dozen spam adverts. Not all identical, but clearly from the same source.

چراغ قوه تاشو فلکسی | با 3 پاور LED قدرتمند و بسیار پر نور
People
Mahtab  Today at 3:59 PM
To
g

جهت باز شدن عکس های داخل ایمیل کمی صبور باشید

چراغ قوه تاشو فلکسی

بی نظیرترین چراغ قوه ای که تا به حال طراحی شده است!

قابلیت انعطاف پذیری 360 درجه و ضد آب

یک چراغ قوه کاملا انعطاف پذیر و کاربردی

با 3 پاور LED قدرتمند و بسیار پر نور

طول اصلی این چراغ قوه 57 سانتی متر می باشد اما

زمانی که آن را جمع کنید به اندازه یک خودکار خواهد شد!

دارای مگنت مغناطیسی در جلوی چراغ قوه که به شما کمک می کند

آن را به هر نوع سطوح فلزی بچسبانید ...

برای اولین بار در ایران

and on and on, but with some pictures of bullshit-looking products. I clipped a bit into Google translate and it came back as the usual crap:

Flashlights Folding flexi new product is released only after a few months, the industry has to sow turmoil. This flashlight has 3 super quality and high power LED light. Flashlights Folding 360 flexi flexibility to its original length of 57 cm, but when it comes to the size of a pen, will collect! you can take it with a flashlight.

Obviously somewhat garbled by the translation, but also obviously not worth the effort of doing more.

Yep. The chance that they're actually selling flashlights is also low.

Quote :

Hello,

My name is Karl Butler. I'm writing you about your company, .

I was looking over your website, (), and I can double your current sales over the next 90 days.

Let's schedule some time to talk about it.

I think you'll be very interested.

Pick a meeting time that works best for you at my online scheduler below and I will be in touch:

http://www.kblcmedia.com/appointment/


Thanks so much,

Karl Butler
KBLC Media


* You have not been added to any type of mailing list. I found your contact information on your website when checking out your company to see if I could help you. If you would rather me not offer advice to help increase your revenue, please let me know by clicking here: Unsubscribe
LM Opening

One small problem -- no company, no website! Doubling my current sales would still be zero sales per month -- hardly an accomplishment.

Russian women seek men?

Quote :

What's up! Send me a email immediately at Renae@date-gmail.ru !
vkjhevyh ifmui shlipf
ugkhqulbyo dzwalne twpush
ltzrheq G N N Q L M K F
vehkvpxt Q S U D K R U Z Z G C R N F E L U H U Z

For such a sad tale this has some HILARIOUS word choices.

Quote :

From Mrs Delty Johnson

PLEASE LET ALL YOUR RESPONSE BE ON MY PERSONAL EMAIL ACCOUNT
mrsdeltyjohnson12700@yahoo.co.jp


Dear Beloved Friend

This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with due
respect.

Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress may have receiving this
letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously.
Despite that,I am constrained to write you this letter because of the
urgency of it.By way of self introduction, I am Mrs.Delty Johnson, the
wife of late Brigadier - Gen.Mark Johnson former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER West
African peacekeeping force in Liberia who died in the Liberia civil disturbance
[War]. My daughter and I is trapped in obnoxious
custom and traditional norms.


We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my
late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir
apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband
had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And myself is to be
remarried by his immediate younger brother which I
vehemently refused. They have taken all that I suffered with my husband
to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized
by them.


I wanted to escape to your country with my only child on exile, but
again they conspired and stole my international passport and other
traveling documents to further frustrate me.


Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code from a Finance Vaulting
Unit IN EUROPE that my late husband deposited U.S $30 Million cash with this
Finance Vaulting Unit. It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to
contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these funds
overseas in a reliable bank Account (presumably an empty Bank Account, if
available) and to help invest it on our behalf as well,while we find a way of
getting out to meet with you in your country.

These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE"with the Finance Vaulting
Unit in EUROPE to avoid detection, seizure or diversion.


Ihave had several telephone discussions with the Officer incharge of the
Finance Vaulting Unit in EUROPE, who has express willingness to help me on
meeting the company's demands.


This is why I have contacted you to help save me and my only child to
receive these funds on our behalf. But, you would need to give me
sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert the funds.
Me and my child have resolved to give you 40% of the total sum and 10%
set aside for any expenses that occure by you will be refunded back
to you. For this is all me and my child have got to live on.


Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not
disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response, including your full
mailling address indicate your private phone / mobile numbers and
also your fax number for easier communication.


Please note that this project is 100% risk free but you must keep it
very secret and confidential with strong assurance that you will not
let me down at all.


NB: The secret codes and the Pin Number for this fund are safely kept
with me which I can give you as soon as you express desire to help
me.


Stay blessed.

Mrs.Delty Johnson


PLEASE LET ALL YOUR RESPONSE BE ON MY PERSONAL EMAIL ACCOUNT
mrsdeltyjohnson12700@yahoo.co.jp

Quote :

Thanks for visiting Amazon.co.uk! Per your request, we have changed the e-mail address associated with your account

The e-mail address associated with your account has been changed. The new address is dominic.george2003@gmail.com.

If you haven't made these changes download the attached form and login with your last known email and password and confirm your identity.

Should you need to contact us for any reason, please know that we can give out order information only to the name and e-mail address associated with your account.

Thank you again for shopping with us.

Which is, of course, why this explanatory email was sent to my OLD address.