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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu May 15, 2014 1:47 pm

Literate spam -- embedded in the ad for Hair Club for Men is a passage from The Iliad by Homer (presumably to get by spam filters):
Quote :
And darest thou threat to snatch my prize away,
His beauteous daughter from the victor's chain;
That wretch, too mean to fall by martial power,
The wandering nation of a summer's day:pe shook by wintry wind,
These in twelve galleys with vermilion prores,
His sons are faithless, headlong in debate,
Concludes from both, and best provides for all.
Be fix'd for ever to the Trojan shore,
The shining barb appear above the wound,
Confused, unactive, or surprised with fear;
Not so the Trojans; from their host ascends
As o'er their prey rapacious wolves engage,
Strode where the foremost of the foes engaged;
Deep drove his helmet in the sands, and there
Where fame is reap'd amid the embattled field;
Deep in a winding way his breast assailed,
Grant thou, that Telamon may beanspires,
Guard well the walls, relieve the watch of night.
And ask'd destruction to the Trojan name.
"O daughter of that god, whose arm can wield
Nor, though a meaner give advice, repine,
There heifers graze, and labouring oxen toil;
And sure all this may move his mighty soul.
Great though he be, it fits him to obey,
"At what period," continues Grote, "these poems, or indeed any other Greek
an attempt? or, rather, what bad taste and tedium will not be the infallible
Which, with a smile, the white-arm'd queen received
The monarch spoke; and straight a murmur rose,
Their prayers perform'd the chiefs the rite pursue,
He said, and pass'd where great Tydides lay,
Thus while they spoke, the foe came furious on,
Mars urged him on; yet, ruthless in his hate,
Eyes the rough waves, and tired, returns at last.
The Trojan bands, by hostile fury press'd,
Our impious battles the just gods provoke.
Some other sun may see the happier hour,
I war not with the highest. All above
With that, the chiefs beneath his roof he led,
Thus (with a javelin in his hand) he went
Breaking their ranks, and crushing out their souls;
On heaps they tumble with successless haste;
To dry their sweat, and wash away the gore,
Divine Sarpedon the last band obey'd,
And heavy whales in awkward measures play;
See! on one Greek three Trojan ghosts attend;
The Trojan weapon whizz'd along in air;
And sent to Argos, and his native shore.
Stern Mars, with anguish for his slaughter'd son,
From frantic Mars she snatch'd the shield and spear;
Striv'st thou with Jove? thou art already lost.
Say, shall our slaughter'd bodies guard your walls,
There his own mail unbraced the field bestrow'd;
But ah! the relics of my slaughter'd friend!
Studious to see the terror of the plain,
Lash'd by his tail his heaving sides resound;
But Jove alone endues the soul with worth:
"Oh Vulcan! oh! what power resists thy might?
As when the flames beneath a cauldron rise,272
What god, O muse, assisted Hector's force
Her voice divine the chief with joyful mind
Unwilling slumber, and the chiefs bespoke:
With tears collected, in the golden vase.
A massy spear amid the circle placed,
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Fri May 16, 2014 12:32 pm

This one's a seriously nasty bit of business:
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Congratulations! You Are The Winner of a Coupon For $1,000!


Ticket Number: 91/100

Dear customer,

This is a random selection from Amazon.com we selected more than one million customers in first step then we have chosen just one hundred other customers also randomly to be winner of a coupon for $1,000.

In order to download your coupon ticket code winner, you have to complete a short survey.
If you don't know how to complete it, read the instructions:

1. Click complete survey in the button below.
2. Click DOWNLOAD NOW! and you will see a list of the surveys.
3. Choose one of the surveys from the list and click on it.
4. Enter required information and submit it.
5. Wait couple of seconds and your download will start.

NOTE: You have to enter your real information to confirm you are not a robot. If you use fake information your download won't unlock and you lose your coupon ticket code.



Complete Survey


Amazon, support team.
https://www.amazon.com
Everything APPEARS to be on the up-and-up, official Amazon logos and everything.  However if you mouse over the e-mail address or over the survey link, it takes you to somewhere not related to Amazon.

Dastards.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed May 28, 2014 8:03 pm

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Dear Sir,

I am Chief Accounting Auditor with one of the prime Financial Securities and Investment Institutions in Madrid Spain. This private and confidential communication is meant to intimate you with a financial business proposal. The success of this transaction is entirely based on your cooperation, mutual trust and sense of confidentiality. There are two reasons for which I am contacting you. The first is that you bear the same Last name as one of our valued customers, an Industrialist; MS. Aneta [YOUR NAME HERE] a national of your country who was killed alongside her only Fifteen year old daughter in a terrible automobile accident in 2009. Her total investment assets with us are in excess of Seven Million, Seven Hundred US Dollars (7,700,000), plus accrued interests.

The second is that placing your name as a possible next of kin or relative, makes any claim most credible and easy to achieve by diverting the Investment accounts of the Bank. Failing to divert or transfer these funds to a relative of the deceased, means that the estate will become unclaimed or abandoned, and therefore, the property of the State after exactly Five years.
The letter goes on from there.

What's odd is that this was an old-fashioned paper letter received through the mail(!) My last name was inserted (in a different typeface) in the body.

The postage was Canadian, not Spanish.

It was signed by "Mr. Victor Hugo, Chief Accounting Auditor" with no bank affiliation listed. "Victor's" contact address is victorhugo@accountant.com.

NO MENTION OF HUNCHBACKS.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed May 28, 2014 8:20 pm

Victor Hugo? Why can't these people come up with better pseudonames? That one was a miserable choice.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed May 28, 2014 8:49 pm

Beats the names immigration gave the Tenctonese in "Alien Nation". They ran out of normal-sounding names so they started having fun: Sam Francisco, Dallas Ft.-Worth, Polly Wannacracker, Amos N. Andy, Thomas Edison, Paul Revere.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu May 29, 2014 8:13 am

Ah, you missed it.
Victor Hugo miserable choice
Les Misérables
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu May 29, 2014 8:27 am

Ah. Never mind the moron.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:44 pm

Yummy. This spam went out to an "unspecified recipient list" so I gotta believe Sikander "absolutely loves" all of our reviews.
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Hi,

I hope this email finds you in the best health. My name is M.N.Sikandar and I, previously, offered you my FREE Appetizers and Salads Book and I hope you liked them and enjoy reading them. And I’d love to offer you my latest cookbooks 'Salad Dressings Under 15 Minutes' & 'Soups Under 30 Minutes' I figure it might well appeal to you, particularly if you’re in the mood for a light read and something different

I absolutely love your reviews, since they provide lots of value to potential customers and are absolutely honest and straightforward. Therefore, I want to ask you whether you are potentially interested to review my book?


Download NOW for FREE the SALAD DRESSINGS COOKBOOK

Download NOW for FREE the SOUPS COOKBOOK


Best regards,

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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:41 am

This is entirely the WRONG approach to get my help, but it's smart targeting Xtians because they've proven they'll believe anything no matter how illogical.  But stop shouting!
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DEAR FELLOW IN CHRIST,

MY NAME IS SIMON MCGREGORY, AM FROM NORTH CUMBRIA IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.....I
WORKED AS A MISSIONARY IN AFRICA FOR 32 YEARS BEFORE I RETIRED.
I HAVE BEEN TROUBLED LATELY WITH MY CONSCIENCE AND FOR THE PAST 21DAYS I HAD
SEEKED FOR THE INTERVENTION OF THE HOLY SPIRIT TO GUIDE ME IN TAKING THIS
DECISION OF CONTACTING YOU.
THROUGH THE HELP OF GOD AND OTHER CHARITY ORGANIZATION I
BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR ORGANIZATION WILL BE THE VITAL TOOL IN HELPING THE POOR
AND ORPHANS.
I HAVE BEEN BATTLING WITH GROIN CANCER FOR SEVEN YEARS LATELY I FEEL TOO UNWELL,

TODAY I WILL HAVE TO ENTRUST YOU WITH THIS BECAUSE GOD DIRECTED ME TO YOU.
DURING
MY 32YEARS IN AFRICA AS A MISSIONARY WE HAVE HELPED TRANSFORMED SO MANY LIVES
WHICH IS A GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY, WE MINISTERED AND TAUGHT KIDS IN SCHOOL
HELPING
IMPROVE LIVES OF THE
ORDINARY,UNTIL THE CIVIL WAR BROKE OUT AS A RESULT I TOOK SHELTER IN THE HOUSE
OF A MAYOR IN MONROVIA HE
PROTECTED ME AND IN RETURN HE USED ME TO LAUNDER MONEY INTO UNITED KINGDOM, IN
THE COURSE OF TWO AND HALF YEARS OF THE WAR IN LIBERIA, I HELPED HIM IN
DEPOSITING $33 MILLION USD IN ENGLAND..
BEFORE THE END OF THE WAR, BEING THAT THE UK GOVERNMENT CONSIDERED LIBERIA A
RISKY ZONE TO TRAVEL I STAYED BACK IN ENGLAND, 6 YEARS AFTER THE GOVERNOR
LOCATED
ME IN ENGLAND BECAUSE HE HAS PROMISED TO USE THIS MONEY FOR CHARITY WORKS HE
ASKED ME TO TRANSFER $15 MILLION TO AN ACCOUNT IN AMERICA CLAIMING IS A CHARITY
INSTITUTION AND ALSO ASKING FOR $1 MILLION IN CASH WHICH I DID WITHOUT
QUESTION AFTER ALL IS HIS MONEY.
THAT WAS THE LAST I SAW OF HIM UNTIL MARCH 2001 WHEN I READ IN THE PAPERS ABOUT
CONVICTED WAR LORD WHO DIED IN PRISON, UNFORTUNATELY THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE
GOVERNOR, I HAVE BEEN CARRYING THIS SECRET FOR 18 YEARS AND I FEEL IS TIME FOR
ME
TO LET IT GO BUT ONLY TO THE RIGHT HAND WHICH I HOPE IS
YOU.
I HAVE BEEN RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT, I HAVE DONATED MORE THAN A MILLION TO CHARITY
INSTITUTIONS IN AFRICA AND EUROPE, THE LAST STATEMENT I HAVE ON THE ACCOUNT IS
BALANCED AT $14,760,230.00 MILLION.
AM TRUSTING YOU WITH THIS INFO AS I HAVE CONFIDENT THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT WILL NOT

MISLEAD, PLEASE IF YOU ACCEPT TO TAKE THIS MONEY AND PROMISE TO USE IT TO THE
WILL OF GOD,KINDLY RESPOND BACK.
AS I AM VERY FRAIL I HAVE NOT WRITTEN LONG PARAGRAPH IN YEARS AND I HOPE WITH
THIS LITTLE EFFORT I WAS ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WELL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND.
PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU PRAY OVER THIS MESSAGE AND SEEK THE HOLY SPIRIT TO
GUIDE
AND DIRECT YOU IN ANY DECISION YOU MAKE.
IF YOU ACCEPT TO USE THIS FUND GODLY, I WILL INFORM MY ACCOUNT OFFICER WHOM I
HAVE DISCUSSED WITH SEVERAL MONTHS AGO THAT I WILL BE NOMINATING A TRUSTEE TO
LOOK AFTER THE FUND WHEN AM GONE.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP ME ALIVE TILL I HEAR FROM
YOU.

With gratitude and anticipation,
Simon
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:40 am

M.N. Sikander again. Sounds like a real piece of work.
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Hi Dear,

I hope you are doing great. My name is Muhammad Naeem Sikandar (MNS - Author of Kindle Empire). I have got your email address from Amazon Reviewer Page. I have seen some of your reivews and they are very helpful to customers on amazon.com. Recently, I have published a Brand New Book Kindle Publishing To Make $14K+ Per Month & Build Your Own Kindle Empire Without Having To Write One SINGLE Word.

In this book, I am teaching latest and cutting edge Kindle Publishing secrets and techniques, from writing a bestseller books to promoting them to get into Bestseller list. The book is very easy to understand and is very practical.

Therefore, I want to ask you whether you are interested in reviewing my Kindle Empire Book? The Book is available in Kindle Edition.

Please let me know if you have any questions. If you wish to review my book, it is free on amazon TODAY (Sunday - .06/08/2014)

Download NOW for FREE: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KU7OLXA/

Regards,
Muhammad Naeem Sikandar
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:35 pm

A couple of weeks ago,, I sent my wife an email from the cat, Elinor. (All you have to do is temporarily change the sender's name in your email program.) Now, the cat is getting spam. What a bunch of maroons.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:37 pm

I've never tested: maybe cats like spam?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:07 am

New winner in the errors-per-sentence regatta:
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Dear beloved in Christ, my name is Louise Gill Large a draw was made today
through e-mail and name advance founder which your name and email was pick as
the rightful owner of mother $500, 000, 00 for charity work in your community,
get back to me so more details will be forward to you regarding how this FUNDS
INHERITANCE will get to your care as soon as possible.

Thank You God Bless You
Sister and Friend in God

Mrs. Louise Gill
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:57 pm

God is a charity organization - who knew?  The last time Simon McGregory wrote to me, above, he was suffering from groin cancer. Now it's esophageal. Poor Simon!
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DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS SIMON MCGREGORY, AM FROM NORTH CUMBRIA IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.....I
WORKED AS A MISSIONARY IN AFRICA FOR 27 YEARS BEFORE I RETIRED.
I HAVE BEEN TROUBLED LATELY WITH MY CONSCIENCE AND FOR THE PAST 21 DAYS I HAD
SEEKED FOR THE INTERVENTION OF THE HOLY SPIRIT TO GUIDE ME IN TAKING THIS
DECISION OF CONTACTING YOU.
THROUGH THE HELP OF GOD AND OTHER CHARITY ORGANIZATION I
BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR ORGANIZATION WILL BE THE VITAL TOOL IN HELPING THE POOR
AND ORPHANS.
I HAVE BEEN BATTLING WITH ESOPHAGEAL CANCER FOR FIVE YEARS LATELY I FEEL TOO UNWELL,
TODAY I WILL HAVE TO ENTRUST YOU WITH THIS BECAUSE OF MY AILING HEALTH. DURING
MY 27 YEARS IN AFRICA AS A MISSIONARY WE HAVE HELPED TRANSFORMED SO MANY LIVES
WHICH IS A GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY, WE MINISTERED AND TAUGHT KIDS IN SCHOOL HELPING
IMPROVE LIVES OF THE
ORDINARY,UNTIL THE CIVIL WAR BROKE OUT AS A RESULT I TOOK SHELTER IN THE HOUSE
OF A MAYOR IN MONROVIA HE
PROTECTED ME AND IN RETURN HE USED ME TO LAUNDER MONEY INTO UNITED KINGDOM, IN
THE COURSE OF TWO AND HALF YEARS OF THE WAR IN LIBERIA, I HELPED HIM IN
DEPOSITING $33 MILLION USD IN ENGLAND..
BEFORE THE END OF THE WAR, BEING THAT THE UK GOVERNMENT CONSIDERED LIBERIA A
RISKY ZONE TO TRAVEL I STAYED BACK IN ENGLAND, 6 YEARS AFTER THE GOVERNOR LOCATED
ME IN ENGLAND BECAUSE HE HAS PROMISED TO USE THIS MONEY FOR CHARITY WORKS HE
ASKED ME TO TRANSFER $15 MILLION TO AN ACCOUNT IN AMERICA CLAIMING IS A CHARITY
INSTITUTION AND ALSO ASKING FOR $1 MILLION IN CASH WHICH I DID WITHOUT
QUESTION AFTER ALL IS HIS MONEY.
THAT WAS THE LAST I SAW OF HIM UNTIL MARCH 2004 WHEN I READ IN THE PAPERS ABOUT
CONVICTED WAR LORD WHO DIED IN PRISON, UNFORTUNATELY THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE
GOVERNOR, I HAVE BEEN CARRYING THIS SECRET FOR SO LONG AND I FEEL IS TIME FOR ME
TO LET IT GO BUT ONLY TO THE RIGHT HAND WHICH I HOPE IS
YOU.
I HAVE BEEN RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT, I HAVE DONATED MORE THAN A MILLION TO CHARITY
INSTITUTIONS IN AFRICA AND EUROPE, THE LAST STATEMENT I HAVE ON THE ACCOUNT IS
BALANCED AT $11,760,230.00 MILLION.
AM TRUSTING YOU WITH THIS INFO AS I HAVE CONFIDENT THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT WILL NOT
MISLEAD, PLEASE IF YOU ACCEPT TO TAKE THIS MONEY AND PROMISE TO USE IT TO THE
WILL OF GOD,KINDLY RESPOND BACK.
AS I AM VERY FRAIL I HAVE NOT WRITTEN LONG PARAGRAPH IN YEARS AND I HOPE WITH
THIS LITTLE EFFORT I WAS ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WELL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND.
PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU PRAY OVER THIS MESSAGE AND SEEK THE HOLY SPIRIT TO GUIDE
AND DIRECT YOU IN ANY DECISION YOU MAKE.
IF YOU ACCEPT TO USE THIS FUND GODLY, I WILL INFORM MY ACCOUNT OFFICER WHOM I
HAVE DISCUSSED WITH THAT I WILL BE NOMINATING A TRUSTEE TO
LOOK AFTER THE FUND WHEN AM GONE.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP ME ALIVE TILL I HEAR FROM
YOU.

With gratitude and anticipation,
Simon
Even worse, I am tormented by the thought that Simon's groin cancer and his esophageal cancer are one-and-the-same. Ouch
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:11 pm

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I am tormented by the thought that Simon's groin cancer and his esophageal cancer are one-and-the-same. Ouch
That might give us a clue as to where Simon's head is.

Hey, at least the guy writes a pretty good story. Lots of details and intrigue. Now if someone could just show him how to shut off the caps button.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:53 pm

I just noticed the account is worth exactly $3,000,000 less than on June 4.

Simon is not a very good custodian of my funds.

A more suspicious man might accuse him of dipping in.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:55 pm

Give old Simon a break. Cancer therapy is very expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:34 pm

Especially when there's a recto-cranial inversion.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:41 pm

Don't you mean "insertion"?
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:52 pm

How can one "perish in hell fire" if you're already dead?
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DIVINE DONATION FROM ME, PLEASE DO REPLY ME ASAP!


Dearest in Christ,

Calvary Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ our savior.

My name is Mrs. Lucy Cart, wife to the late Gerald Cart from Europe, I am old I
have no family no kids, I lost my husband and my only two kids in a motor
accident five years ago it's so sad for me right now, I am very ill with cancer,
doctors says I have short time to live, I have decided to give my wealth to an
honest person that can use it to glorify the name of the
lord.

After I received instruction from my God to use this fund to do GODS work and to
give to charity, I prayed to God for direction and he has been directing me. I
told God that I want a ministry, or an honest person who
will spend the fund for things that will glorify His name. This revelation came
after my conversion from sinner to a Born Again Christian.

I received Christ and I found out that a sinner has no place in the kingdom of
God. I never had rest of mind, I seek God for forgiveness and he revealed to me
that I will only have rest of mind if I serve him with
all my wealth and he will bless me mightily.

It was when I received Christ that I realized the meaning of going to heaven
need to make heaven; I don't want to perish in hell fire. As my level of
Christianity was increasing, I understood that the wealth of sinners is acquired
for the just. God opened my eyes to the book of Ecclesiastes 6, verses 1 & 2.
Read this scripture and you will understand that there are people in this world
that God gave the grace to acquire wealth yet God did not give them the grace to
enjoy the wealth.

I happened to fall into the same category now it is the wish of God. When God
revealed to me to use my wealth to do his work, I understood that God was
testing me like He tested Abraham and other men of God. Abraham needed a child
and God asked him to use his only son for sacrifice, Abraham was faithful. He
obeyed and God made him father of many nations.

After the death of my late husband and when i was told about my illness I have
to sell all our properties which amounted to about $22 million which I deposited
with Bank in London in a box for safety purpose if anything happen to me this
funds will be impounded, can you use this funds for charity purpose. Please
reply back as soon as possible.

AWAIT YOUR PROMPT REPLY.

In His Service,
Mrs. Lucy Cart
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:50 am

I'm not in the mob, so I guess this message went to the wrong address.





Your funds of 500,000GBP has been approved for release by RBI,to claim,send Name:,Addrees:,Mob Number by email: rbi.care@mit.tc
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:37 pm

Merciful god, help me create fraud.
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Good morning;

I am writing you this letter despite of the fact that we have never meet each
other before in person. I am Mr Freddie Yao, I am an Ivorian national. I work as
an account officer with a bank in Cote D' Ivoire. I am contacting you for a
transaction which would be of a mutual benefit for both of us. I would need your
assistance to the transfer of the sum of $11.000.000 which was deposited by a
deceased client since the year 2012 in my bank for onward transfer to his
foreign associate. Late Dr Chokri Ghanem was former adviser to late Libyan
leader Muammar Gaddafi. He was also an Oil Magnate, found dead in Vienna where
he took refuge.

http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2113528,00.html

My bank held a meeting last few days to put this money into the government
treasury as non-coming beneficiary. Because ever since the death of the late
man, Her associate/beneficiary has not yet presented himself for the claims of
this money and we have no information or identification of his person on our
data's. The reason why my bank is deciding to return this fund as non-coming
beneficiary. All i require from you is to contact the International remittance
dept and apply for the claims of this money to your nominated bank account while
i help to use my position and push your claims for approval.

For your commission, i have set aside, 40% of the total sum as your commission
and 60% will be for me. This is a secured bank deal. You must never get scared,
because i am going to guide you well. Should this deal interest you please do
write me quickly to enable me give you more details and guide you well how to
pull this fund to your account. Thanks and may the Almighty and Merciful God
guide us Well.

Yours Sincerely
Mr Freddie Yao
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:16 am

I don't know what to make of this.

Please do register at the sites and I want to polshon with a charity for ‎the poor and hungry children, I set up an administrator you also can be ‎shared with this of course is important to the community of mankind if ‎Watson, found doing please if you like the humanity and you like me ‎doing this empathetic identification ‎
The following sites register and save human beings only with your help ‎that I can do something great you help me to always be in heaven ‎rather than Amen, I believe you all have faith in you to do this, I ‎demand that this great please register sites thank you

... followed by a long list of links.
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:20 am

richard09 wrote:
I don't know what to make of this.
Me either Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Spam we never finished reading   Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:23 am

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Sir/Madam,



We are the company  mostly specializing in collecting contacts  of companies

from any category from any country for your business.



We offer:

Email addresses from Germany, Poland, Czech Republic, Austria, Slovakia, Russia.

We accept orders for collecting databases (by categories, for calls/SMS, etc.).





Best Regards

Sales Manager

Tadas Mailevicius



“ALONERA”, UAB

302965497

Lukiškių str. 5, LT-01108

Vilnius, Lithuania

+37063547834

www.alonera.com
The website wrote:
Alonera is a company that helps with building up contacts with potentially customers / partners.
We are helping sellers find buyers and buyers - sellers .

The company is engaged in the collecting of contact data , databases, corporate databases, email addresses databases, telemarketing databases for sending SMS database and other databases that make up the individual orders .

We have exceptional experience for our services , you will not find anywhere else , work quality , thoroughness , carefulness , responsibility.

Our services and products used by medium and large companies. However, due to a mutual agreement , we do not share information about our customers, who wish to remain anonymous.

Our clients number is increasing every day , we are glad to help companies expand into international markets.

We are organizing meetings and consultations for customers who make large orders.
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