I was cruising down Highway 99, a six lane road, when a lady came into the right turn lane opposing me. She indicated she wanted to turn in front of me.
I wouldn't let her, because we had a green light and I'll be damned if I hold up a line of traffic so she can cut across in front of me. She flipped me off, and I laughed.
I then noticed in my rear view that she gunned it, trying to cut across behind me before the next car came up behind me -- and promptly got t-boned by the car in the next lane over.
Idjit.