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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:53 am | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:55 am | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- What do you call the hangman's apprenticeship program?
Hanging training? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:56 am | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:57 am | |
| As the man said when his hanging was cancelled, "No noose is good news."
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:09 am | |
| What do you call a brassiere made of seaweed? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:46 am | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:48 am | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:21 am | |
| Why isn't feldspar more appreciated? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:53 pm | |
| Why aren't there any restroom facilities at Machu Picchu? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:07 pm | |
| I feel as though I need to go back to school for a couple of semesters to answer your riddles.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:11 pm | |
| C'mon, they're just dumb puns. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:25 pm | |
| Well, either they're too dumb or I am.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Aug 27, 2015 6:51 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:19 pm | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:29 pm | |
| I honestly don't have a fucking clue. And I did try to figure them out.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:40 pm | |
| Q: Why isn't feldspar more appreciated?
A: Because everyone takes it for granite.
Q: Why aren't there any restroom facilities at Machu Picchu?
A: Because what's Mayan is urine.
See? I told you: dumb. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:40 pm | |
| What's the opposite of wrinkly? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:42 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:47 pm | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:01 pm | |
| If you're wondering what that loud groaning noise was....
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:18 am | |
| Why did the pediatrician start taking law classes? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:27 am | |
| To study child labor laws? Or would that be an obstetrician?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:30 am | |
| I haven't worked out the punchline yet. It's something about "trying his patients." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20167 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:02 am | |
| Two more groaners, not yet fully worked out:
Q. Peter The Great was raised by members of the convent on the grounds of the Royal Palace. What was the name of his chief caregiver?
Q. What do you call an auto repair business that works exclusively on Ford sub-compacts? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:34 am | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- Q. Peter The Great was raised by members of the convent on the grounds of the Royal Palace. What was the name of his chief caregiver?
The Royal Peter Raiser? - NoCoPilot wrote:
- Q. What do you call an auto repair business that works exclusively on Ford sub-compacts?
Bankrupt. |
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