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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:25 pm | |
| When a trainer was killed at Sea World, where did the police start? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:32 pm | |
| I would imagine they started at the police station.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:41 pm | |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:54 pm | |
| Really? My wife says I am very trying.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:16 pm | |
| Two garden-variety TV antennas met and fell in love.
They didn't have much money, so the wedding was small -- but the reception was WONDERFUL! |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:23 pm | |
| Does anyone else hear that loud groaning sound?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:37 am | |
| What do you call really colorful nipples? |
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richard09
Posts : 4227 Join date : 2013-01-16
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:29 am | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:02 am | |
| Why doesn't somebody do something about sedentary rocks? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:21 am | |
| Yeah. And while they're at it, do something about all those ignominious rocks as well.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:32 pm | |
| I tried to get a scholarship to study abroad, but she filed a restraining order. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:41 pm | |
| Have you always enjoyed puns, or is this just a phrase you're going through?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:51 pm | |
| A good pun is its own reword. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:40 pm | |
| What do you call the tag you put on your pet's collar, that has their name and your address? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:10 pm | |
| Why is it dangerous to have two rich men on the same boat? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:37 pm | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- What do you call the tag you put on your pet's collar, that has their name and your address?
I've always called it a dog collar. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:03 pm | |
| What kind of bank accepts deposits but not withdrawals? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:32 pm | |
| A sperm bank?
Then again, they have third-party withdrawals.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:44 pm | |
| A river bank would do too. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:55 am | |
| There's a thing in the restroom that says its a "Baby Changing Station."
What if you're happy with your baby as he is? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:42 am | |
| Shouldn't Batman's trusty sidekick have been named Ballman? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:55 pm | |
| Do new NASCAR drivers have to undergo a crash course before taking the track? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:45 am | |
| Is the notice "docs attached" about a hospital wedding? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:50 am | |
| What do you call the hangman's apprenticeship program? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:43 am | |
| Answer: The value of the real estate in a Texas military encampment. What's the question? |
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