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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:25 pm

When a trainer was killed at Sea World, where did the police start?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:32 pm

I would imagine they started at the police station.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:41 pm

You're not even trying.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:54 pm

Really? My wife says I am very trying.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:16 pm

Two garden-variety TV antennas met and fell in love.

They didn't have much money, so the wedding was small -- but the reception was WONDERFUL!
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:23 pm

Does anyone else hear that loud groaning sound?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:37 am

What do you call really colorful nipples?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:29 am

Delicious.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:02 am

Why doesn't somebody do something about sedentary rocks?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:21 am

Yeah. And while they're at it, do something about all those ignominious rocks as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:32 pm

I tried to get a scholarship to study abroad, but she filed a restraining order.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:41 pm

Have you always enjoyed puns, or is this just a phrase you're going through?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:51 pm

A good pun is its own reword.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:40 pm

What do you call the tag you put on your pet's collar, that has their name and your address?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:10 pm

Why is it dangerous to have two rich men on the same boat?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:37 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
What do you call the tag you put on your pet's collar, that has their name and your address?
I've always called it a dog collar.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:03 pm

What kind of bank accepts deposits but not withdrawals?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:32 pm

A sperm bank?

Then again, they have third-party withdrawals.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:44 pm

A river bank would do too.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:55 am

There's a thing in the restroom that says its a "Baby Changing Station."

What if you're happy with your baby as he is?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:42 am

Shouldn't Batman's trusty sidekick have been named Ballman?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:55 pm

Do new NASCAR drivers have to undergo a crash course before taking the track?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:45 am

Is the notice "docs attached" about a hospital wedding?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:50 am

What do you call the hangman's apprenticeship program?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:43 am

Answer: The value of the real estate in a Texas military encampment. What's the question?
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