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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:00 pm

What's the symbol of the US under Donald J. Trump?

Ill Eagles.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:18 pm

For our anniversary the wife asked what my most unforgettable moments were -- but I couldn't think of any.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:59 pm

Not anymore. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:44 am

If evacuating your bowels is called defaecation, should eating a hearty meal be faecating?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:40 pm

That would be refaecation.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:30 am

If you take a file out of your file cabinet, and pull some papers out of the file...

Are you "defiling" them?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:22 pm

Yesterday a man was caught handing footage of an arms deal to the head of the southern leg of the main body of an organized crime syndicate. Although the prosecutor has no stomach for it, the police are his eyes and ears, and though they missed the dropoff by a hair, luckily they caught the man by the skin of their teeth. He is expected to stand trial before the sitting judge.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:51 am

Q: What is Bobby Flay's wife's name?

A: Sue
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:10 pm

Q: What's backstage at a Barbie Beauty Contest?

A: A scale model model scale.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:23 pm

Scientists Solve 'The Riddle of the Sphinx'

(Turns out the doctor is the boy's mother!)
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:05 am

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A RESIDENT OF PARIS WHO IS ON STATE ASSISTANCE?

A. A PARIS-ITE
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:36 am

The girls in the Mycology Club know how to identify a fun guy.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Puns   Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:28 pm

Q: Why do gay people make such good stand-up comics?


A: Because they can't say anything with a straight face.
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