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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:56 pm | |
| Why did the maid drive out to the coast? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:23 am | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:05 pm | |
| Qua? You didn't even try.
She went to the coast because she heard there were was an opening for a Light House Keeper. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:48 pm | |
| I tried. Really. If you don't believe me, ask my wife; she says I am very trying.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:32 am | |
| My band got hired to play a couple of gigs... but we quit after 1800K. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:27 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:24 pm | |
| You know how Coca-Cola got its name by originally containing cocaine? Turns out there's another soft drink that used to contain drugs, in this case LSD.
It was called "Fanta-C." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:37 pm | |
| Huh. Turns out the "Ultimate Pen" is only the second best one out there. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:29 pm | |
| I see what you did there. Very clever.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:58 am | |
| I got so tired, being unable to tell my left sock from my right sock in the dark, that I bought a pair of socks that can be worn on either foot.
They're called "uni-sox." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:00 am | |
| Why is the French Riviera like the Marshall Islands after the atomic bomb test? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:14 am | |
| "Bikini atoll" has to be somewhere in your pun.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:33 am | |
| Put a "no" in front of it, and you got it. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:02 pm | |
| Why was Jimmy Fallon given "The Tonight Show" instead of "The Late Show"?
Because the network didn't want "Fa-Late-Show" to start trending. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:08 pm | |
| The guy who drives crazy, weaving in and out of traffic trying to get to the highway, could be said to have an arterial motive. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:39 pm | |
| What do cannibals like to eat for dessert? |
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richard09
Posts : 4227 Join date : 2013-01-16
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:42 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:56 pm | |
| Ladyfingers.
Or a cobbler. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:56 am | |
| What do you get when you cross Bullwinkle with the devil? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:16 pm | |
| Do you mean "deVil" (Cruella deVil)? |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:31 pm | |
| What do 101 dalmations have to do with Rocky & Bullwinkle?
Last edited by NoCoPilot on Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:50 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:22 pm | |
| Cruella deVil is a character in both. Isn't she?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:48 pm | |
| No, you're thinking of Natasha Fatale, voiced by the recently-deceased June Foray. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:39 pm | |
| Why is red wine salty?
Because it's "mer l'eau." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20158 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:36 pm | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- What do you get when you cross Bullwinkle with the devil?
Mooseifer |
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