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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Mar 13, 2016 1:19 pm | |
| Mrs NoCo's favorite breakfast cereal is Kix -- when she can find it! |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:49 pm | |
| Has she looked on Route 66?
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:20 am | |
| Every good gardener has a stable of hoes. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:33 am | |
| There was a sprint at the local high school track meet.
One boy won, and 59 others tied for second. The race was over in sixty 2nds. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:30 am | |
| On the last day of charm school they teach the girls how to use their eyelashes to maximum effect. It's called batting practice. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:00 pm | |
| Digital-to-analog converters. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:45 pm | |
| Digital Calculator
Last edited by NoCoPilot on Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:48 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:46 pm | |
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richard09
Posts : 4250 Join date : 2013-01-16
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:52 pm | |
| You need a picture of an abacus. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:41 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:23 am | |
| My piano keys are covered in scales. |
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Jenni Admin
Posts : 1448 Join date : 2013-01-16 Location : Jackson, MS
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:06 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri May 13, 2016 11:26 am | |
| Q: What do you call a camel with a head at each end? A: No, not a Pushmi-pullyu. A Palindromedary. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri May 13, 2016 11:28 am | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon May 23, 2016 6:43 pm | |
| Joe's Tows:
Neon sign above the lot says "TowHere"
Sign at the customer desk says "ToWhere." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Thu May 26, 2016 10:00 am | |
| A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. The sky overhead is dark red. He gets up and notices that the island also has dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees.
"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned on a desert island." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri May 27, 2016 1:33 pm | |
| Q. What's the only thing worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing taxis. |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri May 27, 2016 1:48 pm | |
| - NoCoPilot wrote:
- "I think I've been marooned on a desert island."
Or --- "I've been deserted on a maroon island." Either way, major groan. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:56 am | |
| There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:17 pm | |
| Why did the newly-sold robot go back to the factory? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:01 am | |
| Because it was recalled. It was a Samsung robot.
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:15 am | |
| No, because it was about to change hands. |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:54 pm | |
| Whaddya call a song about cheese? |
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_Howard Admin
Posts : 8734 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 79 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:06 pm | |
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NoCoPilot
Posts : 20276 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 69 Location : Seattle
| Subject: Re: Terrible Puns Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:23 pm | |
| Not bad -- but I was looking for "an homage to fromage." |
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