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PostSubject: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:12 am

You can make it last longer by not enjoying it.

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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:07 am

That's the old joke.

"Doctor, I want to live to be 120. What should I do?"
"No alcohol, no red meat, no sex".
"And if I give up all that I'll live to 120?"
"Maybe not, but it will feel like it."
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:51 am

In Catch 22 Dunbar uses the trick of being bored to make his life seem longer. I don't follow that plan myself. As a consequence I have got to the ripe age of 55 and I have no idea where the time went - certainly not in making money. I only hope the next 55 are as good!



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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:22 pm

If you use it up all in one night you'll wake up dead.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:46 am

Waking up wishing I was dead is rather familiar..!

It's all to do with pacing - especially after you get to 50+!

Oh, and belated birthday wishes, Old Man!


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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:20 am

Not belated yet but I'll accept the good wishes in advance.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:49 am

Well, as your getting on a bit I thought it's better I get it in early, just in case.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:49 pm

Nah.
I say grab life by the horns. Live it fully every day. Drink the scotch, because you can rest when you're dead!
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:09 am

My life doesn't *have* horns.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:18 pm

My life doesn't have horns either, but there seems to be cactus everywhere I turn now.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:22 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
My life doesn't *have* horns.
They have meds for that now. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:33 pm

When you've been married as long as we have, meds aren't enough anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:34 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
When you've been married as long as we have, meds aren't enough anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: "Life is like a bottle of fine scotch"   Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:14 pm

NoCoPilot wrote:
When you've been married as long as we have, meds aren't enough anymore.
Now you sound like my wife.
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