Complete the sentence

I'll give you four words, and you supply four more to make a coherent sentence. You can put them anywhere in the sentence, rearrange the words, or add punctuation to clarify. Why four? To add a little challenge, and because three is too few.

For instance, if I said "a bird a bird" you could say "this is what makes a bird a bird" or you could say "'A bird! A bird!' she cried, pointing up."

Got it? Okay, first four words:
Beer science tassels bomber

Beer, science, tassels, bomber; don't make it easy.

Brilliant.

"Beer Science" is like tassels on a bomber.

Much better! Your turn to choose words.

One more:

"Tassel Science" discovered during beer bomber number nine.

For those not familiar with it, a bomber is a 22-ounce bottle of beer.

deck bottle duck duck

deck bottle duck duck

Duck Duck Goose, on the deck, bottle-handed.

The deck watched Duck duck the thrown bottle.

Well done. Wasn't that easy?

Sure. I wouldn't want it TOO hard.

Okay: (looks at desk) Stapler mouse drink fabulous

Fabulous Mouse dropped the stapler in his drink.

Ha! He's not as sure-fingered as his brother Mighty. Probably from hitting the sauce!

He hasn't spoken to his brother since Mighty became a teatotaller and a vegan. Nothing sadder than a wuss super mouse.

Okay, Try these:

Napoleon monkey motorcycle quiche

Use Napoleon oil, not motorcycle, in monkey quiche.

Dogs baster slippery the

You're trying to lead me into a dark place.

The slippery baster is recommended for irrigating dogs.

Might be a tough one:

crocodile Republican waste waist

_Howard wrote:

crocodile  Republican waste waist

Not a waste: crocodile + Republican up to waist


time forgetfulness every last

Put your hands together for the great Roberta Flack!

Thank you, Bob. Here's one of my early hits...

"the last time every I saw your feet..."

Stop. Stop. Roberta, what's wrong?

I'm sorry Bob. I've been having memory problems.

Every last time I sing, forgetfulness overwhelms me.

contest jaguar top sasquatch

_Howard wrote:

contest jaguar top sasquatch

In a top speed contest, jaguar beats sasquatch.


Flavorful towel snipping aghast

Flavorful gummy masseuse snipping my towel; I'm aghast!

It looks grammatical, but what the fuck does it mean?

"snipping my towel" I'm sure you understand.
Must be the first bit.
Okay. They started with Gummy Bears, then went on to gummy worms, gummy road kill, probably gummy Uzis and gummy astrolabes. l went a step further and created a gummy masseuse (think Eddie Murphy's Gumby, only tasty).

Not illuminative.