I pride myself on being pretty technological, being able to fix most things and figure out how stuff works. It's hard for me to admit defeat.
But last week Mrs Noco closed the bathroom door downstairs, when she left for work, to keep Desi and Louie from trashing the bathroom. Unfortunately she somehow depressed the pushbutton lock button when closing the door, so it was locked from the inside.
There is no keyhole on the outside.
The only route into the room is the 12"x12" window above the shower, which we keep securely locked since our break-in, and I wouldn't fit through it anyway.
It took me several days to get the bathroom door open again, and in the process I pretty much destroyed the doorknob. It was either that or remove the doorjamb.
I had spare parts, and figured I could reassemble the lockset replacing what I'd destroyed, or put a different knob on. But when I went to reassemble the knob, I could not figure out how it went together (it was a non-standard design). I spent an hour and a half futzing with it, turning it every which way, trying to suss out how the FUCK it was supposed to go together. There was literally no way those parts were ever gonna fit. I got so frustrated I resorted to a hammer to try to force the metal to squeeze -- unsuccessfully. I finally said 'fuck it' and bought a new lockset from Home Depot for $8. Within a minute it was in and working.
Must be a sign of Alzheimers.